Required Reading: Forum Decorum

**Big Poppa** · 09-01-2010, 06:02 PM

Let me guess it has to do with a color of a bass?

**adouglas** · 09-01-2010, 06:11 PM

I think I need to check to see if my knobs are still straight.

(Those of you who are too new to get this, move along. Not worth explaining.)

**bovinehost** · 09-01-2010, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Big Poppa

Let me guess it has to do with a color of a bass?

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of - oh, it's you.

Yeah, color of a bass.

*sigh*

**Colin** · 09-01-2010, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by bovinehost

Yeah, color of a bass.

*sigh*

Phew, I was thinking I'd left my webcam on again...

**Big Poppa** · 09-01-2010, 08:46 PM

NO your father in law did.....

Listen....I like Sit on my bass a lot. I really cant do anything when someone leaves the forum when I or the mods didnt do anything wrong.... In this case Craig apologised and unfortunately a few others continued the joke....Most would laugh a little and move on....

57 I dont believe that the forum decorum was a problem here...a little insensitivity and hypersensitivity A lethal combo

**lorino** · 09-01-2010, 09:39 PM

I strive to someday have an inside-forum joke based on me.

I will try harder.

JIM

**DTG** · 09-01-2010, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by adouglas

I think I need to check to see if my knobs are still straight.

(Those of you who are too new to get this, move along. Not worth explaining.)

Still feelin our pain!
Btw pickin up fran's bongo 5 on Tuesday ! Funny how I can't wait to have a bongo in my paws again!
Sorry for the hijack

**Psycho Ward** · 09-02-2010, 03:31 AM

Since we are clearing the air I need to mention this. I get many emails, pm's and certified letters due to this forum and I should post this as public information.... I'm not a "real" King, no royal blood anywhere in the family. It's just a little forum fun thing, you know, make believe. I own several left handed EBMM basses, I advocate for more left handed basses, but in reality it is just a forum title given to me by BP, that's ALL it is, just for FUN!

The Kingdom of Lefthanzia is an imaginary kingdom, I AM NOT A KING!

So to answer some of the pm's I get here... my children will NOT participate in arranged marriages, there is no dowry. I have NO peons or serfs. I've have never owned a guillotine and even if I did I wouldn't let you borrow it (you know who you are)! I have no power to knight anyone, even if it would help you get a gig, girl OR a bank loan. sorry. And lastly to the IRS, "yeah, a real king would make more money...."

Listen to BP and Jack, lets keep this place fun and on track, remember who's house you're in. Now back to being an imaginary King (here only) and now I'm going to do something royal.

**adouglas** · 09-02-2010, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Psycho Ward

The Kingdom of Lefthanzia is an imaginary kingdom, I AM NOT A KING!

My liege! Say it ain't so!

You're always royalty in my book, Chuck.

Besides, the factory says you're a king, and it would be unwise to say otherwise.

**Big Poppa** · 09-02-2010, 05:29 AM

Chuck there are some flower beds outside your studio door that can be called peons.

**Psycho Ward** · 09-02-2010, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by Big Poppa

Chuck there are some flower beds outside your studio door that can be called peons.

Just don't tell my wife, I've almost have her convinced it's the raccoons! I even showed her a video on youtube of a raccoon drinking beer... though she did point out the ones here at the lake seem to drink my brand.

**Big Poppa** · 09-02-2010, 07:09 AM

A good racoon will do that.

**five7** · 09-02-2010, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Psycho Ward

Listen to BP and Jack, lets keep this place fun and on track, remember who's house you're in. Now back to being an imaginary King (here only) and now I'm going to do something royal.

That's all I was trying to do!