Songs you cannot stand

[Sub1 Zero]

haha, I didn't even notice the pun

[Spectre]

My entry into the thread

Anything from Tracey Chapman
(kill me and run me over 12 times, please) even then, my corpse will puke

Ashley Simpson (OMG, I would rather hear fingers on a chalk board)

I'm going to catch flack on this
Janis Joplin - a freakin cat stepped on sounds better... rough, cracking voice, out of tune, horrid pitch. People loved her cause everyone was on drugs.

Air Supply - (a punishment straight from Dante's Hell)
second on Queen's "Bicycle" and the evil Electric Slide

end of this installment. More to follow Yes, this is fun!

[Sub1 Zero]

My entry into the thread

Anything from Tracey Chapman
(kill me and run me over 12 times, please) even then, my corpse will puke

Ashley Simpson (OMG, I would rather hear fingers on a chalk board)

I'm going to catch flack on this
Janis Joplin - a freakin cat stepped on sounds better... rough, cracking voice, out of tune, horrid pitch. People loved her cause everyone was on drugs.

Air Supply - (a punishment straight from Dante's Hell)
second on Queen's "Bicycle" and the evil Electric Slide

end of this installment. More to follow Yes, this is fun!

Big high five bro..........

[grumpyoldman]

"GOTTA MOOSH GOTTA MOOSH CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO???"

what the H does that mean?

Hi Beth

The lyric actually is...

"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango"...

Scaramouche is a character in a novel (and movie, of course) set during the French Revolution, and the Fandango is a dance (as well as the title of a killer ZZ Top album)...

Queen tended to use big words that rhymed and fit rhythmically - they didn't need to make sense.

Okay, class dismissed.

(There will be a quiz later...)

[grumpyoldman]

And now, back to the original topic of the thread...

anything by Nelly Furtado, Tragically Hip, Twisted Sister or post-Peter Gabriel Genesis.

[Jimothy JP7]

All Smashing Pumpkins. When they breathe, a part of me dies.

Garbage. Enough said.

Brian Setzer Orchestra and Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Swing should've been left alone.

Metallica while involved with Dave Mustaine. In fact, anything involving Dave Mustaine. You're acting like a robot? You're singing like a douche. And in every solo you feel the need to do that same decending chromatic run, just because it's fast, and thats what solos are for.

Slipknot. Used to love them, then I discovered music. Having 4 extra guys on stage just because you couldn't pick which ones of your farmer friends to leave at the mill doesn't make you're music full.

Trivium. Hey we're young and good at guitar. Let's torch all hopes of a promising career with some longevity and just rewrite a few Metallica songs with crap lyrics. Oh and lets write one good song that shows our Dream Theater influence, that way Dream Theater can hear it and write "Constant Motion", showing us to never try to sound like Metallica or Dream Theater ever again.

Shadows Fall. feat. a bear on vocals.

Ok that was a little off topic, as I'm supposed to list songs... next

[RitchieDarling]

And now, back to the original topic of the thread...anything by Nellie Furtado, Tragically Hip, Twisted Sister or post-Peter Gabriel Genesis.

Well, I would have said the post-Hackett Genesis. But, fair enough...... The Gabriel era was best..


R

[RitchieDarling]

Anything from Tracey Chapman
(kill me and run me over 12 times, please) even then, my corpse will puke

Janis Joplin - a freakin cat stepped on sounds better... rough, cracking voice, out of tune, horrid pitch. People loved her cause everyone was on drugs.

No flak from over here! I wish Tracey Chapman's "fast car" would have run her over.

And Janis was just bad. There's really no defending her.

R

[Sub1 Zero]

All Smashing Pumpkins. When they breathe, a part of me dies.

Garbage. Enough said.

Brian Setzer Orchestra and Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Swing should've been left alone.

Metallica while involved with Dave Mustaine. In fact, anything involving Dave Mustaine. You're acting like a robot? You're singing like a douche. And in every solo you feel the need to do that same decending chromatic run, just because it's fast, and thats what solos are for.

Slipknot. Used to love them, then I discovered music. Having 4 extra guys on stage just because you couldn't pick which ones of your farmer friends to leave at the mill doesn't make you're music full.

Trivium. Hey we're young and good at guitar. Let's torch all hopes of a promising career with some longevity and just rewrite a few Metallica songs with crap lyrics. Oh and lets write one good song that shows our Dream Theater influence, that way Dream Theater can hear it and write "Constant Motion", showing us to never try to sound like Metallica or Dream Theater ever again.

Shadows Fall. feat. a bear on vocals.

Ok that was a little off topic, as I'm supposed to list songs... next

Garbage sucks... terribly, no arguement. Slipknot = crap. Dave Mustaine RULES! lol


I must admit, I am a Metallica/Megadeth fanboy, and I've enjoyed pretty much everything from both bands. James, Kirk, and Dave may not be up there with guys like JP as far technique goes, but they do make great music. They are all three better than me too, but I'm workin on it Ride the Lightning is one of my favorite albums of all time, and probably always will be

Not flaming ya bro, just an example of what one person hates, another person loving

[Jimothy JP7]

Agreed. I myself used to be a huge Metallica fan, busted my concert cherry at a Metallica show, my AIM s/n is actually r1d3th3lightn1ng haha. I kinda grew away from Metallica, I dunno if it was because I wore it all out or because I found Pantera and that took Metallicas place, but I'm not dissing on Metallica, I just don't like Mustaine at all. Not only as a guitarist but as a person. He speaks like he's some sort of gift to earth, at least from what I've heard, he's never satisfied with his music, like he's constantly trying to upstage Hetfield and the boys for giving him the boot, and IMO although he is a unique force in metal, I don't like anything about him, be it his voice or his playing. On the Gigantour DVD when DT played Cemetary Gates in Dallas with Russell Allen of Symphony X and Burton C. Bell of Fear Factory [don't even get me started on him haha], Mustaine comes out on stage on the second half of the solo [Petrucci plays the first half] and totally butchers it. He totally scraps the feel and the storyline of the solo and wanks a few extra measures of some fast tremolo picked stuff. I donno, I just don't find that respectable. If you're going to participate in a tribute to a fallen musician, it's not you're time to "shine", and you should adhere to the original points of the solo. After that on the DVD, when the song is finished, theres a little memorial screen for Dimebag with his picture on it and death date and stuff and it reads:

"Dimebag Darrell Williams 1965 - 2005"

Too bad his last name was Abbott, he was born in 66 and died in 04. Seems like Mustaine really cared about his project alot.

So theres my justification for my hatred for Mustaine. But, I'm a big Dime fan, so seeing that crap really sent me over the edge about him.

Again, no flaming from here either, glad we can agree to disagree

[Spectre]

Installment #2

Our House by Madness (please someone burn it down, so I never hear the song again)

Mambo No.5 (A Little Bit Of...) by Lou Bega ( a little bit of vomit on my shoe... )

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A man wearing trench coat walks up to bar, places half can of beans, small alligator, and ruler infront of him ...

oooops, was breaking into a fart joke for Beth

Breaking..... Wind there it is

[Beth]

Installment #2

Our House by Madness (please someone burn it down, so I never hear the song again)

Mambo No.5 (A Little Bit Of...) by Lou Bega ( a little bit of vomit on my shoe... )

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A man wearing trench coat walks up to bar, places half can of beans, small alligator, and ruler infront of him ...

oooops, was breaking into a fart joke for Beth

Breaking..... Wind there it is

*applause* BRAVO BRAVO!

[keithpas]

Here's a nice little earworm for ya. You can thank me later.

Click on the link at your peril. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

YouTube - Sheena Easton - 9 to 5 (Morning Train)

Sheena Easton, "9 to 5"

MY baby takes the morning TRAIN
HE works from nine to five and THEN
HE takes another home aGAIN
TO FIND ME WAITING FOR HIM

Then repeat, in an even more annoying key.



AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The trick is to turn the volume down so you can just look at her.

[Sub1 Zero]

Hey, I had that hairdo in fourth grade

[adouglas]

The trick is to turn the volume down so you can just look at her.

I dunno. This is what she looks like today:



Scary. She looks like a drag queen IMHO.

The most beautiful women...those with enduring beauty, I mean... are those who don't rely on makeup to look good. Sheena was always made up to within an inch of her life.