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    Crap! Cayman Islands again!

    Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

    And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

    I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Ward View Post
    Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

    And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

    I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…
    Yeah, I can sympathize. My boss forced me to go spend a load of time in Belize last year. That tropical paradise action gets REALLY annoying after a while!

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    Chuck, can I tag along?

    Tell the wife I'm there to 'burp' you. Surely she's not big enough to do it.
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    Bleeds, I tell you.

    Oh, the pathos! The horror! The sacrifice!

    How can you bear it, you poor, poor man?


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    Chuck I think BP dresses business casual most of the time.



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    *wonders what the hell the pics are gonna be like after this trip*
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    can i come? PLEEEEEASE?
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    ANNOUNCEMENT --- YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE --- ANNOUNCEMENT

    EBMM Forumite Gathering and Bingefest in the Caymans Saturday night!

    Following on the resounding success of the Open House and the subsequent Texas Tea Party, there will be an event this weekend, just in time to get warmed up for NAMM.

    Rumor has it that BP has chartered a jet and will be arriving with the EBMM brain trust in tow.

    Door prizes!
    Music!
    Dancing Girls!
    Debauchery!
    Male exotic dancers! Er, I mean "dancer." And he's not all that exotic....

    Chuck's buying.

    Who's in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Ward View Post
    Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

    And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

    I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…
    My GOD! The nerve! I cannot believe it! How DARE she FORCE you to go to the Caymans this weekend. :P
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    Yeah, it just sucks, doesn't it Chuck?

    I'm going to have to spend another week in Jamaica in April myself. My wife just keeps selling all these trips and we have to use up the benefits.
    Starting to think about returning to bass playing in the very near future.

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    Tell your wife I'll go & pretend I'm her husband, Chuck!
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    wow, I knew they had special islands for the little yellow birds but I didn't know they had them for the little alligators too

    but I'd wear boots and not flip-flops Chuck... they might nibble yer feet


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    Hey Chuck if it really bothers you tell your wife I am lefthanded and volunteer.

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