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O/T Unsolicited marriage advice!

This is a discussion on O/T Unsolicited marriage advice! within the Music Man Basses forums, part of the Gear Talk category; Originally Posted by bassplayersgf "If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!" AMEN!!!! These rules have ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassplayersgf View Post
    "If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!" AMEN!!!!

    These rules have been hysterical

    Stanky has pretty much learned after almost 10 months that when it's PMS time just let it go in one ear and out the other.

    I definitely don't go for the whole superiority thing though. I don't believe in being superior, but I sure as hell don't want Andrew being superior either. There are things men are better at than women and vice versa. Add up both sides...we're equal...hopefully, that made some sort of sense to you all.

    Now, back to the fun!
    I've been single for a year and a 3 months now, but when I was with my ex (who was my fiancee at the time) I definitely understood the PMS thing. I definitely knew when to stand back and let stuff go in one ear and out the other. I totally agree with you on that. Ahhh, there's nothing like getting freaked out on by a girl who has PMS. How I miss those days.

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    I've been told (by women) that women don't pass gas...

    I've been told (by men) that this is because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up any pressure...


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    I have been married 30 years and number 31 is about a month away.

    The only reason it has lasted so long is the fact that my wife can't admit she made a mistake.

    Knowing full well she is always right makes it all work.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa View Post
    The average woman passes gas 14 times a day also. I never see them laugh.
    You obviously don't hang out in my office enough...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa View Post
    I did see on oprah that the average man passes gas 14 times a day......
    Finally, I'm above average at something!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post
    Finally, I'm above average at something!
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