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This is a discussion on For the Wimmin Players within the Music Man Basses forums, part of the Gear Talk category; I found this old ad for ketchup the other day: And thought, well, it could be modernized just a bit...............

  1. 12-12-2007, 02:34 PM #1
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    For the Wimmin Players

    I found this old ad for ketchup the other day:




    And thought, well, it could be modernized just a bit............











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    Jack, that's amazing!
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    Or how about spoofing the one that says

    "GEE I WISH I WERE A MAN, I'D JOIN THE NAVY"

    to

    "GEE I WISH I WERE A MAN, I'D PLAY WITH MY BALLS ALL DAY"
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    That picture smells like a turd covered in burnt hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jodizzle View Post
    That picture smells like a turd covered in burnt hair
    Smells like Ace of Bass covered in Salt N Pepa to me!

    Hmm, might be the same KIND of aroma.


    Beth, I've gone all these years without making a "balls" joke. I'm not going to blow it now. But, you know, if someone else did it.....
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    Admit it, Jodizzlenizzle, you want her eyebrows.
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    Ooooooo....

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    Yeah, that fulfills my "one 'Ball' joke per 10 years" requirement. Case closed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bovinehost View Post
    Smells like Ace of Bass covered in Salt N Pepa to me!

    Hmm, might be the same KIND of aroma.
    That's the aroma of what happened to your eyebrow hairs all those years ago as a Navy Seal...
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    come on guys...lets just all relax and grab a soda:
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    I think I'll keep my old poster to myself, it would get deleted post haste......
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    Jack your ad has a five string and we know that women cant play a fiver......
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    Hmm.

    Have you sent that memo to Beth yet?

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