OT: Kids Today

**cgworkman** · 03-12-2005, 08:33 AM

OMG!! If my kid acted like this I'd be in jail.....

Check this out:
http://serv01.clev5.com/~hollysbo/jazz-bass/kids.mpg

**JB1** · 03-13-2005, 02:15 AM

Two words...

Little
Bastard

**bovinehost** · 03-13-2005, 06:43 AM

Or one acronym:

RIP

**sandaas** · 03-15-2005, 07:30 AM

..Or just

DHOOUGH!!!

**Psycho Ward** · 03-16-2005, 05:36 AM

This is actually a simple one according to the” Psycho’s Guide to Better Parenting”, my new book.

Chapter 3: “Store Tantrums”

It’s important to remember the “Law of NO!” discussed in chapter one. When child subject refuses to abide by parental instruction, implement the first stage of the “Law of No”, a strong, audible utterance of the word “NO”. (A properly conditioned child should mildly shutter at this point).

If level one of “NO” doesn’t receive the desired corrective action on the part of the child subject, advance the level two. Level two of the “Law of NO” requires the parent to take subject by the arms and once again state the word “NO” with a 15db increase in volume directly in the face of child. (Bulging veins in the forehead, excessive spittle and animal growling add an effective effect.)

In the case of level two failure, advance quickly to the third stage of the “Law of NO”, a well targeted, open handed slap to the subjects’ cheek. Never be abusive, but direct and firm. A properly articulated facial slap should cause minor reddening of the skin and short term ringing in the ears. (If these measures have little or no effect, look in the Troubleshooting Guide at the end of the book for further instruction)

Basic outline of Chapter Three: no, NO, SLAP! (Repeat) no, No, SLAP!!!

Psycho

**LeftyLB** · 03-16-2005, 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by Psycho Ward

This is actually a simple one according to the” Psycho’s Guide to Better Parenting”, my new book.

Chapter 3: “Store Tantrums”

It’s important to remember the “Law of NO!” discussed in chapter one. When child subject refuses to abide by parental instruction, implement the first stage of the “Law of No”, a strong, audible utterance of the word “NO”. (A properly conditioned child should mildly shutter at this point).

If level one of “NO” doesn’t receive the desired corrective action on the part of the child subject, advance the level two. Level two of the “Law of NO” requires the parent to take subject by the arms and once again state the word “NO” with a 15db increase in volume directly in the face of child. (Bulging veins in the forehead, excessive spittle and animal growling add an effective effect.)

In the case of level two failure, advance quickly to the third stage of the “Law of NO”, a well targeted, open handed slap to the subjects’ cheek. Never be abusive, but direct and firm. A properly articulated facial slap should cause minor reddening of the skin and short term ringing in the ears. (If these measures have little or no effect, look in the Troubleshooting Guide at the end of the book for further instruction)

Basic outline of Chapter Three: no, NO, SLAP! (Repeat) no, No, SLAP!!!

Psycho

I do hope that you are joking!

You should not slap your children - use a pick or your fingers for better tone!

Personally I just lock them into the freezer cabinets along with the frozen fries for 10 minutes. Normally cools them down.