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    What are the worst songs ever recorded. There must be some personal faves out there. Songs that make you chuck!!!!!

    here is my top 3


    1. Vanilla ice (ice ice baby)
    2. whitney (i will always.............................aaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhhh)
    3. McCartney (the frog chorus)


    Sorry, just barffed.........

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    The Macorena (sp?)....plus it brought on that goofy dance....yuck!
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    Anything Yoko Ono wrote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamus63
    Anything Yoko Ono wrote.

    Or sang

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    europe- the final countdown..
    I hate it
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    Quote Originally Posted by koogie2k
    The Macorena (sp?)....plus it brought on that goofy dance....yuck!
    Oh yes!!!

    MACERENA is up there for sure.

    that song irritates me to no end.
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    I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
    "Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.

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    Anything by that talentless puppet Robbie Williams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aníbalsantander
    europe- the final countdown..
    I hate it
    "ooooohhhhh, its the final countdown!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LDM
    I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
    "Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.
    That Double XL song is pretty good though
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamus63
    Anything Yoko Ono wrote.
    +1 That song "i want money" makes my throat throw up
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    Quote Originally Posted by LDM
    I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
    "Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.
    OK, wanna know what the BEST country song on the radio is right now? "Drinkin Bone" by Tracy Byrd. C'mon! Sing it with me now!!!

    "The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone.
    The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long.
    An' she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone.
    And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone."


    Ah, I need a drink... Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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    That "Crazy Frog" song that spawned that infuriating F'ing mobile phone ring tone!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim O'Sullivan
    Anything by that talentless puppet Robbie Williams.
    Wow! sorry to have to disagree with you here Tim. I wish I could sing like Robbie.
    Cut away all the Hype type Bullsh!t, and he gives a "good turn"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beth
    OK, wanna know what the BEST country song on the radio is right now? "Drinkin Bone" by Tracy Byrd. C'mon! Sing it with me now!!!

    "The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone.
    The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long.
    An' she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone.
    And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone."


    Ah, I need a drink... Happy Thanksgiving!!!
    "Intentional Heartache" by Dwight Yoakum is the best I have heard on country radio lately.
    "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley is good and he's a good guitarist.
    Dolly Partons version of "Imagine" is cringe worthy in my ears. Creepy even.

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