OK here it is...
Big Poppa's " What to do when your wife/husband blows a gasket over your GAS"
First one must recognize the cause. Simple. Poor training. If you train them right I wouldnt be dispensing these valuable tidbits to you knuckleheads. ( for an example of proper spousal training look no further that Robelinda..stacks of EB/MM's and a lovely wife to boot.)
So you botched your training phase in your love is blind stage. Now what? Simple. Ignore them. They eventually run out of steam. Secondly,where would they go? As each day passes they become less marketable. Period. Guys and Gals. Girls, do you really think that the skinny handsome daredevill musician you fell in love with has serious options now that he has reading glasses, pot belly, breath like your grandfathers, bad gas, and hair growing out his ears? Guys, How about that cheerleader you married? Where is she going to go? ( I am not touching the description of pre marriage and post marriage women as it is really hazardous to every part of my well being)
SHow him or her what the estate looks like cut in half. Half isnt half as good as the whole pie. Step two get a quote from two divorce lawyers.
We come to the crux....Honey if We split up it would cost us everything, by me buying this bass Im keeping the family together.
No charge...just another chapter in my book "New Money Burns Quick"
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Originally Posted by Big Poppa
Oh my god I have 2 different balls
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