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Is anyone else concerned about their sexuality?

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    Unhappy Is anyone else concerned about their sexuality?

    I mean, with all the admiring of Balls you do? I spend hours and hours gazing at them, and stay up all night looking for nice upclose pictures of them on the internet. I especially like looking at the top of them. No two quite alike, and so shiny and pretty (no matter what anyone else may say).

    My wife doesn't really understand my newfound urge to possess every Ball I can get my hands on. She seems to think the ones I have already are quite enough.

    I'm not sure i exactly understand either.

    Should I see counceling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zif View Post
    Should I see counceling?
    I believe that is the primary reason why we are all here.
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    I like pink ones!!
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    I think that your wife needs counceling
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    ....is it true if you rub your balls enough a genie will appear and grant you three wishes?
    It costs a lot of money to almost die.

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    Nah...I'm just starting to wonder if I need the ones I have...

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    It's OK to look at pictures of said Balls on the internet in the privacy of your own home. Now if you were in a bathroom at the Minneapolis airport on the other hand...
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    I'm fine w/ mine.
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    My wife knows that I look at other peoples Balls and has grown to be more understanding...

    It's like the other day when I told her I found a sexy Luke...she doesn't get nervous anymore.
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    ur perfectly normal =D everyone outside of here has the issues lol =P
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    I told my girl that I loved balls.... She laughed and now calls me gay.. If she only knew..........................!

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    Quote Originally Posted by INMT View Post
    ....is it true if you rub your balls enough a genie will appear and grant you three wishes?
    NO. I've been rubbing for 20 years and still no genie!

    Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by radrock View Post
    NO. I've been rubbing for 20 years and still no genie!

    Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
    DAMN! Well, I'll still rub mine, it's lots of fun.
    It costs a lot of money to almost die.

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    pink and blue balls are my favorites.
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    It's rather not me but my galfriend who's concerned about my 6uality.
    Pretty unusual for an average guy to have 6 balls instead of just 2.
    Even worse - the balls get more playtime than her

    ...but I'd rather be outa chick than outa balls ya bet !
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