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I am finally an EBMM owner! (My epic NGD thread: JPX 7 content)

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    Exclamation I am finally an EBMM owner! (My epic NGD thread: JPX 7 content)

    Let's start this out with an icebreaker, shall we? Remember that the trick to being a good guitar player is 3% talent, and 97% not being distracted by the internet. Frankly I think this worth distracting you away from your practice, and you probably will soon come to agree with me on that.

    First, I ask an age-old question:



    Now that we have that out of the way, let's have a bit of exposition here. Not long ago, I answered the door to find that a socially awkward UPS lady had brought me my new guitar (depiction located here). And soon after that ordeal, I had a conversation with my "bro" friend concerning my new guitar (depiction located here).

    Now, not a but a moment ago, I took this hellacious video documenting the opening of the JPX box for the first time:
    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbonqmZNr00"]YouTube- Unboxing the JPX 7[/nomedia]


    And here comes the pictures:

















    Check out post #12 for more win!


    Now, let's get down to brass tacks: this guitar is very solid. I have got my hands on a number of high-end instruments that BFRs may be compared to: Suhrs, Sadowskys, PRS, Gibson Customs, and Fender Masterbuilts, but none feel anything like this guitar. The feel of this guitar can be described as more akin to your trusty workhorse, rather than boutique "furniture." Whereas most custom-series instruments feel like completely different animals than their standard-series equivalents, this feels like an upgrade to your usual JP guitar.

    Overall: the tone is much clearer, the sound has a very razor-sharp quality (on my distortion channel, I can make out each clip clearly), the chambering gives a curiously desirable chorus effect, the neck is paper thin and rock solid, and the guitar lays your playing bare (every mistake is shown in the same clarity as your intended notes)... and on top of all that, the piezo gives that "acoustic guitar in your lap" boom rather than the "painfully tinny acoustic guitar on the other side of the room" tone.

    As for the pickups, the Crunchlab (new Taco Bell item) and LiquiFire (what comes out of you minutes after eating the "Crunchlab") are my first foray into the unbelievably high-gain pickups market. There is not one possible way to make these pickups muddy, I would not be surprised if they will eventually start picking up the sounds of my neighbors cursing as I begin to play. The strangest thing about the set is that the Crunchlab will make any rig you put it in front of sound angrier, while the Liquifire will smooth out even the most vicious clipping, and having them both on at the same time just gets strange.



    Well, that's it. This has been the first post to a possibly amazing thread, and you are welcome!

    P.S. I may post some clips later if you are good little children.
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    OK that UPS skit was a pisser! Now on to the next.......

    Thanks for being patient Mr Lovejoy! I set your guitar up to be a monster, especially with that 62 for the low B string!

    PS your pics don't work linked from your AOL mail - use photobucket.com
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    All that video (thank God I stopped watching the UPS before I wasted any more of my life) and basically no real images of the guitar.

    Please please please, remove the video links, and post some PICTURES and a video with the GUITAR in it and not an eternity of your hand and a camera trying to focus on all the things you are sticking right up in it. LOL
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    Ah, I know, I was trying to save time. It works on my computer, but I will re-upload the pictures on a public host so you can see them too.

    EDIT: Done.

    Quote Originally Posted by mesavox View Post
    All that video (thank God I stopped watching the UPS before I wasted any more of my life) and basically no real images of the guitar.

    Please please please, remove the video links, and post some PICTURES and a video with the GUITAR in it and not an eternity of your hand and a camera trying to focus on all the things you are sticking right up in it. LOL
    Sorry if my sense of humor doesn't please you.

    That video was to showcase me opening the box and looking at what is inside (I do look at the guitar for the last minute though), I can make one to show off just the guitar if you want.
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    After watching the grand opening video, you should send the guitar back to me because the D string was out of tune.
    Have you got G.A.S. for another EBMM???
    then VISIT www.DUBALDOMUSIC.com! <--- My Store
    Do you want to TRADE your used EBMM in for a NEW one? -- Email me for details!

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    Nah, I fiddled with the mysterious knobs on the headstock, and then it was all good.

    What does "pisser" mean?
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    Congrats... finally. She’s a beauty. I’m sure the wait was worth it.

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    dude you need help! LoL!

    congrats on the new guitar!
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    congrats Lovejoy!!! great post, I appreciate the time and effort put into it, especially on NGD!
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    This Thread Delivers!!!!

    I watched every vid....in order. Excellent. Mrlovejoy....you are truely a nut!

    Definate thumbs up on the JPX intro.
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    Nice!!

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    Glad you like my post! And here is some more stuff to like:
    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-02qGYlKYVs"]YouTube- The JPX-Factor[/nomedia]







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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love the videos, and of course the guitar is beautiful! i love the way that thing sparkles in the sunlight.

    Oh by the way, I think mesavox was kidding haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaPatrooch View Post

    Oh by the way, I think mesavox was kidding haha
    Indeed...

    lamenting my suffering of not having one of those. lol
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    2007 Desert Gold JP7 with piezo and matching headstock STOLEN S/N F19939(sold by Guitar Center... now in Europe and not coming home)


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    Funny stuff - and nice guitar !
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