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albert the strat killer !!!!

tommyindelaware

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did a fill-in gig tonight w/ a real rockin country band tonight.( w/ a KILLER drummer.)
the other guitar player has a 66 strat that he is sure was touched by god himself.....
well.....
to make a long story short.....my albert happened to be along for the ride. so i took it out for sound check. poor guy !!!!!!!! after 2 tunes.....he came over & begged me to let him play it. i ALOST felt sorry 4 the guy........:D :D :D
the strat was murdered !!!!!!!
oh well.....thats how the song usually goes.......
 
Maybe we can get a new entry into Websters

death· knell
n.
1. A stroke or tolling of a bell, announcing a death; a knell{1}.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything.


death· knAL
n.
1. A chime or ringing of a MusicMan Albert Lee, announcing the death of a Strat.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything Fender related.

:D
 
Way to go Tommy. Some people seems to believe that good guitars only were made in the 60's. About time someone showed them that some companies still make high quality instruments.
 
Nice one Tommy!
I got a similar one to tell.

An old mate called me around to look at his new Taylor Acoustic guitar, he says "Whilst yer around Spud, bring yer new Geetar?" (My AL)

So I go around and make all the right noises about his new baby (not for me though!)

He gets out his Nashville Tele (the 3 pick up jobbie) and to cut a long story short the AL came out on top. Then I showed him the Piezo!!! He was totally gobsmacked.

"I have seen the light - and it is good!"
SpudinSplott
 
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