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An Open Letter To Mister Sterling Ball

bovinehost

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Dear Mister Ball,

I have been informed that Dallas-based cowpunk ensemble "Cowpilot" will be opening for your group, "Biff Baby's All Stars" during a part of the upcoming World Tour.

After extensive discussions with the members of Cowpilot, we would like to extend a most enthusiastic invitation for you, Mister Sterling Ball, to join us onstage for at least one rousing number, possiibly in the key of A, which is where we mostly play everything.

This invitation is for you and you only and does not extend to the other members of Biff Baby's All Stars, who are by all accounts shifty and unreliable. We have heard only positive things about you, Mister Sterling Ball, except for your penchant for hanging up on sycophants who are overly fixated on the guitar stylings of one Steve Lukather.

Jack Williams
Bassist, Phone Girl and Representative of Cowpilot

:D
 
After further consultations with the members and management of Cowpilot, a vote was taken and, after some legal wrangling and heated arguments and a near-brawl, the decision was taken to extend the invitation to Mister Lukather, but only if he will agree, in writing, to not wear the jeans that make his ass look fat.
 
But Jack you get to smell him for a set!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha

Glenn |B)
 
cowpilot is about to hit the big time with that lineup. I can just see it now Luke and BP with there guitars strapped up high like necklaces :)
 
Colin said:
cowpilot is about to hit the big time with that lineup. I can just see it now Luke and BP with there guitars strapped up high like necklaces :)
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Don't know if that will ever happen... Jack has a better shot of lowering his, but then again, I have heard hell is freezing over;)
 
Are you kidding? Everybody knows....

BP =
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bovinehost said:
...the decision was taken to extend the invitation to Mister Lukather, but only if he will agree, in writing, to not wear the jeans that make his ass look fat.
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I saw him at B.B. Kings earlier this year - his ass did not look fat... ;)
 
Well, I hope this is Saturday we are talking about. I have a gig in Dallas Friday night that goes until midnight.

Jack does tend to pay attention to asses, doesn't he?

Chuck
 
Wahh!

You guys are going to have too much fun! Wishing I could be there. Oh well. Texas is a long way from here, and the budget for plane tix isnt there.

I'm seeing a BP / Luke duelling guitar thing...

At least I'll be gigging here, so my SR5 won't be feeling lonely.

have fun.
 
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