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Bongo 2026 Collection

At The Open House

What should we bring?
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Star Trek uniform.
Slide rule.
Photo of hot girl you can claim as girlfriend. No one will know.
Navel lint collection.
One guinea pig, fat and ready for the pan.

What can't we bring?
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Hookers. (Must leave at hotel.)
Ugly sisters. (Must leave in hometown.)
Bacon drippings.
Any animal that even remotely resembles a weasel.
Agricultural products.
Anything pointier than a tennis ball.
 
bovinehost said:
Star Trek uniform.
Slide rule.
Photo of hot girl you can claim as girlfriend. No one will know.
Navel lint collection.
One guinea pig, fat and ready for the pan.



Hookers. (Must leave at hotel.)
Ugly sisters. (Must leave in hometown.)
Bacon drippings.
Any animal that even remotely resembles a weasel.
Agricultural products.
Anything pointier than a tennis ball.
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If I can't bring my bacon drippings, I ain't going :mad:
 
You know, in Peru, where I lived for a few years and also where my wife is from, guinea pigs are considered farm animals and completely edible.

I have to really keep an eye on her in the pet stores.
 
I have another question about the hooker... you know i promised id bring her with me i noted to eb that she was coming when i signed up... :( hummmm... I dont know how she is going to handle the news... its going to be hard...






We cant make an acception? :confused:
 
My wife is from the south...Road kill is considered edible. I have to keep an eye on her when we drive :eek:
 
jongitarz said:
My wife is from the south...Road kill is considered edible. I have to watch her when we drive :eek:
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I can picture Bov's wife lining them up on the road and Jon's wife driving along...

squish...squish...squish...squishh

"dinner time!"
 
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Nope, as far as I can tell, that appears to be my actual wife with an actual bass that I actually owned at the time.

Also, that is an actual Ampeg leather jacket which someday soon I must put on eBay.
 
jongitarz said:
My wife is from the south...Road kill is considered edible. I have to keep an eye on her when we drive :eek:
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Great Jon, you just made coffee come out my nose and hit the screen when I read that. That's going to keep me amused all day!

:D :D :D
 
bovinehost said:
You know, in Peru, where I lived for a few years and also where my wife is from, guinea pigs are considered farm animals and completely edible.

I have to really keep an eye on her in the pet stores.
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Ain't nuthin wrong with that. Amigo.

Apparantly, squirrel is becoming 'de rigeur' over here. Not seen it yet on a menu.

On the 'exotic' food menu last week in Malta were snails (from the restaurant garden), Octopus and Sea Urchin. All very nice too I might ass, although I'd had enuff snails by the time I got to 30....
 
I sent steve Vai an email wishing him good luck a few years ago that he still laughs about when we talk. Steve is a vegan so i gave him some good culinary tips one of them being that when in Shanghai make sure you dont miss the tofu..... they make it taste just like jack russell terriers.

Other humorous china food story. Inspite of the fact that we are fierce competitors Jimmy Daddario and I are very close ond old friends. On his first trip to China they asked Jimmy if he had any diet restrictions and he said in his New York accent "PETS"
 
Jack I want to clarify your dont bring list Under the Ugly Sister category there are two exemtions. They can be brought out into the hotel bar between 1am and 2. They are also good at interpreting K Baims dreams about Dudley
 
Big Poppa said:
Jack I want to clarify your dont bring list Under the Ugly Sister category there are two exemtions. They can be brought out into the hotel bar between 1am and 2. They are also good at interpreting K Baims dreams about Dudley
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:mad: :mad: :mad:

(one mad face, Keith's; the other two belong to the sisters)
 
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