Bp"s Secret Forum Trance

[Big Poppa]

You are getting sleepy........stare at the pickups........your head is getting......heavy.....you eyelids weigh a ton.......... you cant feel your left arm....*(wait thats a heart attack, scratch the left arm).....both arms feel like anchors............ sleeep..........buy a bonggo.......sleeeeeeepy...... a dargie delight.......we own you...............you can never leave........now you are going to wake up looking at your other guitars like they are diseased...........they must go..........ebay now.............20th silo window is closing ......order soon...............Big Poppa actually looks skinny....YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP!.....I guess you can only push this subliminal stuff so far...

 

[syciprider]

I look at my other "guitars" and they're Musicmen too. So what am I supposed to do now?

 

[Figjam]

Nice try mister. My two babies arent going anywhere
I'm gonna go take a shower.

 

[Big Poppa]

YOURE NON MUSIC MAN STUFF! Your music man stuff looks better than ever when you wake up

 

[Mobay45]

For some reason, I'm awfully sleepy.

I think I'll take a nap now.

 

[Dr Stankface]

My MusicMan stuff looks better and better every day.



I know. Shower time.

 

[LisaIs]

I am sold on MM basses. I need to test drive a guitar someday.

 

[Disquieter]

there should be a limited edition Ernie Ball Music Woman basses for the ladies of the forum..


it could be paisley...

 

[azzy_wazzy]

there should be a limited edition Ernie Ball Music Woman basses for the ladies of the forum..


it could be paisley...

Eww no! Just make me a Sterling in a tasteful pink and I'm a happy girlie!

Any chance BP?

 

[Musicman Nut]

Eww no! Just make me a Sterling in a tasteful pink and I'm a happy girlie!

Any chance BP?

I have a really cool see thru Pink Stingray that weighs nothing, sounds and Looks incredible, be cool to see a Sterling in that Color.

 

[ghunter]

Fender Jazz - gone, replaced with Bongo

Fender Tele - going to ebay soon, picked up only once since I bought the Axis SS

Fender Strat - on the way to ebay, the Silo HSH arrives tomorrow

StingRay 4 - replaced with StingRay 5HH, may keep it too though

Ric 360/12 - sorry, that one is a keeper

Guild Starfire IV - hmmm, EBMM doesn't offer a semi-hollow-body for me to replace this one with. any suggestions there, BP?


So how am I doing?

 

[bovinehost]

Um, I just woke up, it's two hours later, my hollowbody is covered in "Balls are Best" stickers and I have an overwhelming urge to go buy some vastly overpriced tequila.

 

[pauldogx]

We need a BP trance for wives ,girlfriends , and significant others which tells them that they must allow funds to be allocated for new Music Man products-----oh and imported beer too.................

 

[ghunter]

I was under the impression that was how every day started for you... at least that's what Steve says

 

[azzy_wazzy]

We need a BP trance for wives ,girlfriends , and significant others which tells them that they must allow funds to be allocated for new Music Man products-----oh and imported beer too.................

Husbands! I need one for husbands! (Or perhaps one that tells him he needs to buy me a Sterling and then an Albert Lee for himself... )

 

[ghunter]

Entrancing a husband is simple. Real simple. Our minds don't work on too many dimensions: guitars, cars, and those activities that gentlemen don't talk about in public. Of those three, it's mostly sex though.

 

[Big Poppa]

We need a BP trance for wives ,girlfriends , and significant others which tells them that they must allow funds to be allocated for new Music Man products-----oh and imported beer too.................

Being a chick magnet I have to warn you that trances and chick magnets dont mix.
Crazy things can happen......

 

[Psycho Ward]

Since I stopped touring and now only travel as "Beth Wards’ husband" I often get asked what I do. I always tell them I’m a ‘trophy husband”… And with great comic timing Beth responds “What contest in hell did I win?”

 

[Big Poppa]

She has a real good point....How often does her mother remind her that she shouldn't have married that left handed sax player.

 

[Mobay45]

BP, I need a better trance.

The phone woke me up out of that one after on 45 minutes.

I'm hanging around the house today getting some new glass installed. I had 22 windows in my house that had moisture between the panes.

I put off replacing them as long as I could though.