DOB certificates?

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

With all the "when was my bass born" (guilty!), just wondering if a Birth Certificate idea has ever been tossed around. More case candy, mebbe signed by Big Poppa & the Dudley (would that make Dudley the mother??).

 

[adouglas]

What's next...Cabbage Patch basses? (There I go again, revealing that I'm an old fart.)

 

[Golem]

What's next...Cabbage Patch basses? (There I go again, revealing that I'm an old fart.)

Barbie basses. Now we can argue about what PG goes on a pink Boingo. Clearly the Bongo is the one, can't see miss minibopper with a nasty old SR. How about a special package: You get a real full size giggable Pink Barbie Boingo, plus a Barbie with her own little Boingo, and she has spiky pink hair to match. I suppose the package would include a Ken-on-a-leash as well.

 

[adouglas]

Barbie basses. Now we can argue about what PG goes on a pink Boingo. Clearly the Bongo is the one, can't see miss minibopper with a nasty old SR. How about a special package: You get a real full size giggable Pink Barbie Boingo, plus a Barbie with her own little Boingo, and she has spiky pink hair to match. I suppose the package would include a Ken-on-a-leash as well.

I always pictured the package as a Stealth Black Bongo with Barbie done up in leather: Hi! I'm Angry Death Metal Barbie! Buy me, you mo**erf**ker, or I'll leave dead bats on your doorstep!

 

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

What's next...Cabbage Patch basses? (There I go again, revealing that I'm an old fart.)

That's exactly what I was thinking as I started typing it out, but figured, eh, what the eff, let it fly anyway

 

[scottbass71]

I like it greg who says you wasted your life!!!!