EBMM Guitar obsession hits the homefront!

[brentrocks]

My wife just got home from her parents today, she was gone 3 days.

She comes home and sees the stripped EVH on my lazyboy and says, "you bought another f*****g guitar!" "If buy one more guitar, i'm cutting your balls off!"

My response to that was, "so you're gonna put a deadbolt lock on my guitar room door?"

...she didnt see the humor!

 

[Knox]

Maybe she needs some attention.....you shouldn't play with your balls all the time....

 

[Beth]

flowers and candy
























flowers






and candy

 

[Norrin Radd]

I think you ought to listen to Beth, I was going to suggest dinner and wine, but girls know best.

Besides, at dinner tonight you could explain you only have until Monday to order a 20th silo or an LE - I'm sure she'd understand.

 

[heavymetaljames]

LOL - Brent I think you should have your own TV show!!

 

[Shnook]

And don't bring flowers home. Have them sent to her.

 

[koogie2k]

Yeah...do what Beth said....even though it did not work with CINCHouse.....but, do it anyway.

 

[Spudmurphy]

Beth is the expert here - do what she says!!!
Edit: Love yer new ball !!

 

[Beth]

And don't bring flowers home. Have them sent to her.

...at work

there's nothing better than parading around with a fresh bouquet of flowers and all the other girls in the office looking on in envy...

 

[Spudmurphy]

...at work

there's nothing better than parading around with a fresh bouquet of flowers and all the other girls in the office looking on in envy...

She's right !!!!
Don't buy those cheap n nasty bunches from the petrol (gas) station!!

 

[Shnook]

...at work

there's nothing better than parading around with a fresh bouquet of flowers and all the other girls in the office looking on in envy...

Yep. What Beth said. And note we're serious about this.

 

[phatduckk]

ya - cant argue w/ Beth here. good luck

 

[brett8388]

Yep. 1800-flowers.com has gotten me out of many a jam with many a girlfriend. You can normally get out of the doghouse for $50 or so.

Brett

www.gilaguitars.com

 

[Beth]

WOW Brett! That website!!!





























Those Gila monsters are awesome! That's a great collection of EVH's!

 

[fogman]

Brent,

I don't think flowers and candy will do what you need.
You've got approximately $10000.00 worth of EVHs.

I think this calls for dinner and jewelry. You need to level out the playing field a little. Make the jewelry symbolic of your growing little family (you, her, baby, etc..)
While at dinner, give her 100% of your attention. Keep you eyes locked into hers at all times.....you get the picture!

After dinner, tell her you want to take her to Texas this fall..... (kidding!)

 

[brett8388]

WOW Brett! That website!!!

Those Gila monsters are awesome! That's a great collection of EVH's!

Thanks and thanks. The gilas are laying eggs now, so hopefully that collection will grow by a couple, and I just scored an EVH we discussed here recently, so the guitar collection grew today also.

Brett

www.gilaguitars.com

 

[brentrocks]

flowers and candy

sounds like a good idea!!!!

thanks!

 

[brentrocks]

Yep. 1800-flowers.com has gotten me out of many a jam with many a girlfriend. You can normally get out of the doghouse for $50 or so.

Brett

www.gilaguitars.com

good advice!!!

Brent,

I don't think flowers and candy will do what you need.
You've got approximately $10000.00 worth of EVHs.

I think this calls for dinner and jewelry. You need to level out the playing field a little. Make the jewelry symbolic of your growing little family (you, her, baby, etc..)
While at dinner, give her 100% of your attention. Keep you eyes locked into hers at all times.....you get the picture!

After dinner, tell her you want to take her to Texas this fall..... (kidding!)

WWWHHOOO!! wait a minute!!! NO DIAMONDS!!!

 

[candid_x]

Doesn’t matter what you give her. What matters is how you offer it. But let’s face it, when your heart beats for a new axe, it ain’t beating for her. Interesting that the wife threatens to cut off your balls, since that is the base of passion. I’d put them EVH sluts away for a day, and devote all your attention to your main squeeze. Erm, your wife, I mean.

 

[Smellybum]

LOL - Brent I think you should have your own TV show!!

Cool Idea

Episode Guide


Episode 1 - " Not another F*&(%G guitar!!!!!!!!"
Episode 2 - "Get your balls put back on"
Episode 3 - "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
Episode 4 - "Balls for Balls sake"
Episode 5 - "You can lick my balls for money"
Episode 6 - "Big Balls in the courtroom

Needs work but I think we should pitch it to the networks! - Hey brent, I thought you recently became a father - I've found since my son was born that money just keeps falling out of my pockets all the time - are you the same !?