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Ed Roman rips EBMM
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sundar
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jim756 said:
Oh oh!!
I see the next headline...
EBMM Forum Rips Ed Roman
Oh! Been there, Done That.
ernie1966
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This guy is old news. I've heard about 90% negative feedback from people who have delt with him. I like how he hints thru a story that you can actually get injured playing an EBMM. Also, how people hate EBMM so much that they want the logo removed from the headstock!!! I'm laughin' so hard as I write!! How far-fetched is that.
"Hey Ed!"
"Yes?"
"This guitar EBMM stinks, could you sandlblast the logo off the headstock?"
"Wouldn't you rather trade it in for a guitar you like?"
"Nah, this guitar stinks so bad that I much rather have the logo obliterated, then it won't stink."
"Okay kid, you got it, 250 bucks please."
"Hey Ed!"
"Yes?"
"This guitar EBMM stinks, could you sandlblast the logo off the headstock?"
"Wouldn't you rather trade it in for a guitar you like?"
"Nah, this guitar stinks so bad that I much rather have the logo obliterated, then it won't stink."
"Okay kid, you got it, 250 bucks please."
OrangeChannel
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That JPM that he claims was signed was parted out.....he sold it as scrap on ebay. That jerk! 
Banger
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*yawn* Ed's rants are quite entertaining, but this i-make-the-best-of-all-guitars-and-stock-is-crap attitude stinks...
What a retard.
EB's suck, says Roman, but he'll gladly sell you any that he has in stock.
Unlike what EB uses, Ed's discriminating victi...err...customers... demand highly figured woods. But the picture of the Axis he's selling doesn't "adequately show the quilt and figure of the wood."
The Axis has a "thin veneer" top, shoddy parts, and a sharp edge that will cut off your circulation. But he'll glady sell you a junk import copy of that guitar, with an actual imitation, paper quilt top, and his choice "upgrades" for triple what you'd pay on the used market.
His "blackback" pickups "decimate" the Dimarzios that EB uses, even though they're an unabashed attempt to cash in on the hype that those Dimarzios have generated.
He even makes his own "custom" guitars with ripoff EB bodies and configurations. He even calls it the EB-1.
What a joke.
EB's suck, says Roman, but he'll gladly sell you any that he has in stock.
Unlike what EB uses, Ed's discriminating victi...err...customers... demand highly figured woods. But the picture of the Axis he's selling doesn't "adequately show the quilt and figure of the wood."
The Axis has a "thin veneer" top, shoddy parts, and a sharp edge that will cut off your circulation. But he'll glady sell you a junk import copy of that guitar, with an actual imitation, paper quilt top, and his choice "upgrades" for triple what you'd pay on the used market.
His "blackback" pickups "decimate" the Dimarzios that EB uses, even though they're an unabashed attempt to cash in on the hype that those Dimarzios have generated.
He even makes his own "custom" guitars with ripoff EB bodies and configurations. He even calls it the EB-1.
What a joke.
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