Fantasy Basses That Ernie Ball Could Build

[BigBallz]

Here is a pic of a "special order" bass care of Kevin and his great picture talent. Show your "special order" basses for everyone to see.

 

[radiotrib]

Heh .. BB couldn't work out which curves he liked most ... so he asked me to incorporate the 2 sets ... Wife and guitar ...

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I just wouldn't know where to put my fingers !!!! Waay too many distractions !!
(and before anyone asks .. I'm definitely NOT doing the Chuckette special limited edition SR5 with matching Y-fronts ... )

 

[Golem]

Heh .. BB couldn't work out which curves he liked most ... so he asked me to incorporate the 2 sets ...

I just wouldn't know where to put my fingers !!!! Waay too many distractions !!

The one on the left looks like 'it plays itself'?
Right at the base of the neck?

 

[radiotrib]

Picking just above the bridge, fingering on the neck .. that was the intention .. musta worked eh If she reached right up high, she would cover the whole fretboard ...

Shall we leave BP & Co. to come up with an appropriate name for the finish ... or throw it open to the populace ...

 

[BigBallz]

You, my friend, are an artiest. Thank you.

 

[radiotrib]

The problem with shapely women and shapely guitars is that whilst both sets of curves are indispuitably attractive, unfortunately, they are mutually incompatible .. in fact, proper though they are, the curves of a guitar are rather more in keeping with ones mother in law than ones dream girl ... its the "big bum" curve that's the problem

Here's Death Ray ... For all dem def metul freex

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[maddog]

Way Cool!

 

[Mobay45]

Dude! You are off the charts!

 

[Psycho Ward]

And he's a lefty!

 

[LowDownDave]

You're off the charts too Chuck, but it's a different kind of chart methinks!

Psychological evaluation chart of some sort!

 

[radiotrib]

Kozmic Ray ...

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BigBallz guitar/amp .. out in spayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyce !!

BTW - if anyone has ever thought of tarting up an OLP or an old cheapy they've tired of .. I know a way to do vinishes like these on REAL guitars too ... It's not my business, but I can explain how to do it for anyone who wants to try ...

 

[BigBallz]

Simply outrageous!!!!

 

[Colin]

Cool concepts, the first bass is what I'd call " The girlfriend bass" the second is what I'd call " The mother in law bass"

 

[BOOST]

BigBallz guitar/amp .. out in spayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyce !!

BTW - if anyone has ever thought of tarting up an OLP or an old cheapy they've tired of .. I know a way to do vinishes like these on REAL guitars too ... It's not my business, but I can explain how to do it for anyone who wants to try ...

i will trade my g/friend for a cosmic bass

 

[BigBallz]

i will trade my g/friend for a cosmic bass

Can you post a pic of her?....

 

[BOOST]

if i knew how to attatch an image sure

 

[82Daion]

I'd like to see the factory do up a walnut Bongo 4 HH, and leave the finish clear(not like it would look good any other way.)

 

[radiotrib]

i will trade my g/friend for a cosmic bass

Its a deal ... Just send her over with your new Ray and a few pots of paint and I'll send the SR back when its finished ... BWAHAHAHA ....

 

[Randracula]

Hey Radio, can you put this on a Natural Ray?

 

[radiotrib]

I can try ....