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Happy Birthday Cowcaptain!

Disquieter

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This one goes out to that master or masticaters! the Captain of cows! the host of all that is bovine!!!!



BOVINEHOST!!

happy birthday jack! another year older, but only 1 day older than yesterday!

I didn't get you anything, but that's OK! you didn't get me anything either on my birthday! not even a lousy bongo shirt!


hope you had cake and pie and vodka and played some bass like a mofo!

ps. if it's not your birthday, blame the pit....
 
Happy birthday, Lord Bovine! I'll have to whip something up in Photoshop to honor the occasion. But first I need to go get a few hours of sleep.. :o
 
Jack, Happy Bday. I hope you enjoy your Bday as much as Luke enjoyed his!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Glenn |B)
 
ActionJackson happy Bday! May the K-1 be especially frosty tonight!

Notice when we have our birthdays the young ladies have to find a way to tie it to their daddies?
 
Happy Birthday Bro! You're catching up with me. Have you started to notice that now, when they sing "happy birthday to you" all you hear is "you're closer to death" or is that just me?
 
Okay, Jack.. you provide the audio.. give us a "Yee-haw"

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