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Happy BIrthday to Andrew's Mom

Big Poppa

Big Poppa

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Dear Andrews Mom (I just couldn't call her Momma Stankface)

Have a great day today and your son spends too much time of the computer. Otherwise he is a great guy (*or at least as long as he keeps playing Music Man basses)

Happy Birthday!
 
Big Poppa said:
Dear Andrews Mom (I just couldn't call her Momma Stankface)

Have a great day today and your son spends too much time of the computer. Otherwise he is a great guy (*or at least as long as he keeps playing Music Man basses)

Happy Birthday!
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You sir, have been on a roll. Thats about the fourth day in a row sweet tea has come shooting out of my nose because of your posts.

tell your mom Happy B-Day from me Andrew.
 
Heh, momma stankface :p

Happy bday to her. Shes a great lady for what she buys you.


If andrew spends too much time on the computer, I'm just as guilty. Although i have been getting out more lately, now that classes are over.
 
Oh, you should have been here for the opening of her gift. Me, my dad, and my brother got her a laptop. We put BIG rubber bands on the box, duct taped it, shoved it in another box full of newspapers, duct taped that box with license plates over the end so she couldn't just cut the tape, wrapped it in chicken wire, put 6 different locks on it, put zip ties on it, and slapped a bow on there.

Best part. She gets to the box, opens it, it's empty. My brother pulls the laptop out of the cabinet behind her. "Happy birthday. :)"

I'll post a pic of the box later on.
 
Dr Stankface said:
Oh, you should have been here for the opening of her gift. Me, my dad, and my brother got her a laptop. We put BIG rubber bands on the box, duct taped it, shoved it in another box full of newspapers, duct taped that box with license plates over the end so she couldn't just cut the tape, wrapped it in chicken wire, put 6 different locks on it, put zip ties on it, and slapped a bow on there.

Best part. She gets to the box, opens it, it's empty. My brother pulls the laptop out of the cabinet behind her. "Happy birthday. :)"

I'll post a pic of the box later on.
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Where else but in Alabama would you use rubber bands, duct tape, chicken wire, locks, zip ties and license plates to wrap a birthday present.
 
Happy Birthday......

I did something similiar with my wife's present one year....minus the chicken wire.........needless to say, wife got upset near the end of all the tape and garbage.....and when she saw the empty box....she said and I quote "Like this box, the bed will be empty as well....get your pillows and hit the guest room!"

Then I proceeded to give her the gift.......

I still had to sleep in the guest room though..:o

Fun times had by all....LOL
 
Happy B-day to Andrew's Mom.

I find it funny that you have spare license plates lying around in case you need to wrap a gift... :D

Maybe send one or two to Dude in case his newfound driving rights fall into jeopardy? :D
 
Happy Birthday Mom!! Now with the new laptop you can follow Andrew around and see what he's up to on the net!!
 
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