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Hey Big Poppa- You're Apparently A Millionaire!

One MILLION dollahs.....



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Wow...my favorite line the guy said "was I made a bass once, it didnt come out too good.
I guess the 135 empolyees in the factory and the 15+ support that all earn at least a livin wage full benefits retirement, medica,l dental...the cost of coppe tripled the cost of brass 400% wood is going up like you cant believe........I love the headlines "the feds are worried about inflation" its here baby.
oh yeah what about rent? utilities, attorneys bs bs bs
 
Nobody recognizes that boy's brilliant business acumen. He's got it all figured out. I expect that MusicMan, F@nder, Gibs@n, PRS etc. will all go belly up as soon as he decides to open his own factory.

:rolleyes:

Apparently, there are no costs associated with making these instruments except for $50 worth of pickups, $5 body, and $200 for neck and hardware.

The basses assemble and paint themselves, the paint, wiring and case are free, and they walk right up to their favorite EBMM dealer and jump onto the shelf!
 
Doesnt this guy know how many people it takes to count 6 million from basses alone?

the poor slinky money counters have really dirty hands at lunch time...there is such a line at the money counting wash sink when we serve the catered food each day in coachella

the guitar guys weear gloves........
 
Big Poppa said:
Wow...my favorite line the guy said "was I made a bass once, it didnt come out too good.
I guess the 135 empolyees in the factory and the 15+ support that all earn at least a livin wage full benefits retirement, medica,l dental...the cost of coppe tripled the cost of brass 400% wood is going up like you cant believe........I love the headlines "the feds are worried about inflation" its here baby.
oh yeah what about rent? utilities, attorneys bs bs bs
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You left out the cost of Steve's bail money...
 
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