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If I could PM BP I'd ask....

I have a question, How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood????

Glenn |B)
 
Hahahahahaha sorry Chuck I couldn't resist and that was the first thing that came to mind. :D

BP have fun on the road. :)

Glenn |B)
 
So, what book was it???


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My Fave EBMM Dream PM

(... maybe something like this ...)
BP,

I'm in the market for a new bass and I'm a bit 'web-challenged' :)

My dealer and I would like to get accurate information fast without rummaging through the EBMM forums, and playing voicemail tag.

Could you pls direct me to the url for the up-to-date EBMM website / pages on all the latest specs, marketing and sales info on EBMM basses, including the latest Limited Edition offerings.

Thanks,
PL
 
PzoLover said:
(... maybe something like this ...)
BP,

I'm in the market for a new bass and I'm a bit 'web-challenged' :)

My dealer and I would like to get accurate information fast without rummaging through the EBMM forums, and playing voicemail tag.

Could you pls direct me to the url for the up-to-date EBMM website / pages on all the latest specs, marketing and sales info on EBMM basses, including the latest Limited Edition offerings.

Thanks,
PL
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BP commented a little while back and said that the MusicMan site is going to be updated pretty soon. I'm sure they're way more eager to have the new site up and running than we are.
 
PzoLover said:
(... maybe something like this ...)
BP,

I'm in the market for a new bass and I'm a bit 'web-challenged' :)

My dealer and I would like to get accurate information fast without rummaging through the EBMM forums, and playing voicemail tag.

Could you pls direct me to the url for the up-to-date EBMM website / pages on all the latest specs, marketing and sales info on EBMM basses, including the latest Limited Edition offerings.

Thanks,
PL
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but that'd be cheating!
You'd forego all the rites and initiation as well as the secret handshake?? Where's the fun in that I ask you, nowhere that's where !:D
This ain't no Drive Thru man, it might not be quite as involved as the Masons or Illuminati but BP's Surf Shirts and bottle opener flip flops are some pretty happenin' regalia :p
 
I'd ask BP to please make sure the knuckleheads at Guitar Center learn how to stick an allen key in the truss rod wheel and set up the string height on his basses properly.

I actually had their tech try to lower the height from the bridge on my SUB when I bought it. Good thing I had read the FAQs before I bought my bass.


****This is actually a joke post. I do realize it's not BP's problem.
 
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4metta said:
I'd ask BP to please make sure the knuckleheads at Guitar Center learn how to stick an allen key in the truss rod wheel and set up the string height on his basses properly.

I actually had their tech try to lower the height from the bridge on my SUB when I bought it. Good thing I had read the FAQs before I bought my bass.
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Please 'splain exactly how/why a manufacturer can/should have ANY control WHATSOEVER over store employees. You want to complain, complain to GC, not EBMM.

Leave the poor man alone and let him get about his business, which is designing and manufacturing killer instruments, not listening to people whinge about Guitar Center employees.
 
I would ask if "knuckleheads" is the officially recognized term to describe an EBMM fan.

Ya know, The Grateful Dead fans are "Deadheads".

So, are we all "EBMM Knuckleheads"? :D


Ritchie
 
adouglas said:
Please 'splain exactly how/why a manufacturer can/should have ANY control WHATSOEVER over store employees. You want to complain, complain to GC, not EBMM.

Leave the poor man alone and let him get about his business, which is designing and manufacturing killer instruments, not listening to people whinge about Guitar Center employees.
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Geez. I thought this thread was about what we would PM if we could. I didn't actually PM him ya know. It was mostly a jest post. Not that you picked up on that.
 
4metta said:
Geez. I thought this thread was about what we would PM if we could. I didn't actually PM him ya know. It was mostly a jest post. Not that you picked up on that.
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Ask him about his bent knobs.
 
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