if i was real famous...

[strummer]

...I'd order a Bongo sans pick guard, sans controls! Full throttle HH all the way baby, and the sleekest Bongo around. It'd be faster than a shark!

 

[bovinehost]

It's not faster than a shark in my hands, though.

 

[maddog]

It's not faster than a shark in my hands, though.

What about a whale shark or a basking shark?

 

[bovinehost]

Good points, to be sure, but perhaps only if the whale shark were seriously injured.

Tale bitten off, perhaps, then yes, okay.

 

[Golem]

...I'd order a Bongo sans pick guard, sans controls! Full throttle HH all the way baby, and the sleekest Bongo around. It'd be faster than a shark!

I can appreciate that, but the fantastic controls on the Bongo are not something I'd readily give up.

 

[strummer]

It's not faster than a shark in my hands, though.

I beleieve, sir, that the proper words are "rubbing it in"
Well, one day I'll find my way to your door and play that most awsome of all Bongos! And I'll bring drinks to kill the pain you'll experience hearing me "playing"

 

[strummer]

I can appreciate that, but the fantastic controls on the Bongo are not something I'd readily give up.

Well, seeing as the only "use" i have of the controls are nervously checking they are all at their center detents, I would

that said, they are rather good, aren't they.

 

[skabassist13]

If I was real famous I'd have the guys build me a HH SR4, with a white pearl pickgaurd, a stacked volume/pan knob, a rosewood fretboard with a matching headstock, and a sparkle pink finish. And then another one just like it except a green version of blue dawn and burnt apple.

 

[Beth]

if you tilt your head to the side, the Bongo kind of does look like a fish/shark/goldfish...

 

[pattiejay]

hmmm....maybe...

 

[Beth]

or this goldfish:

 

[Mobay45]

If I was real famous .....

...I would probably have a lot more money than I have now.

 

[shamus63]

If I was real famous...I'd sport BP better tix to my shows...assuming he'd actually go!