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Luke and Poppa Batchin it!!!!!!

Big Poppa

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Ok Knuckleheads!

This post is a public service announcement for all in the greater Coachella Valley of the desert.

Luke just called and he is coming down for a few days. The scary news is that we are on our own as both of our wives wont be here until tommorow. THe two of us with out ballast from our wives tend to get kind of crazy. Here is my checklist prior to his arrival

1.Ketel One....check
2.Soda....check
3. lemons....check
4. shot glasses....check
5. don Julio....check
6. designated driver....check
7 cigars.....check
8.start bar b que...check
9breath mints for luke...double check
10.all of my lenny breau and buddy emmons stuff.....check
11. james gang..........check
12. Ukelele solos....check
13 Rodney crowell listening hour...check
14 check the forum bombed.....check
15 reheat pizza....check
16. ask each other if we miss our wives......NOT
17Advil....triple check


Lucious did I miss anything?
 
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You forgot the biff baby autographed butt plugs! seasoned of course. haha
 
Missing items

1) Depends
2) Denture bond
3) Berroca
4) Morning relief for a "pick me up"
5) Diet 7-up
"da du da da du du du da"
 
Lucious might need one of those plugs for the trip down... unless things have 'leveled off' for him... :D
 
Just for sport, throw a digital camera into the mix. That way you can upload some of your hijinx, if there are any legal moments... :D
 
Dargin

Yo lil Brutha,
I HEAR YOU WILL BE 50 THIS WEEK!! hahahahaha
Well you still look good for an aging gay pillow biter! I am gonna go make a man outta your dad as he has missed my man love for the last months. Its A "NO GIRLS" weekend!
How awkward would it be if my wife and our mom walked in on my giving Biff the dirty sanchez whilst screaming the lyrics to smells like teen spirit?
Miss ya
lucious
 
You whacky Americans! Why not go to the pub - have a warm beer, play some darts and then go for a curry?
 
Lucious said:
Yo lil Brutha,
I HEAR YOU WILL BE 50 THIS WEEK!! hahahahaha
Well you still look good for an aging gay pillow biter! I am gonna go make a man outta your dad as he has missed my man love for the last months. Its A "NO GIRLS" weekend!
How awkward would it be if my wife and our mom walked in on my giving Biff the dirty sanchez whilst screaming the lyrics to smells like teen spirit?
Miss ya
lucious

LMAO!!! Hahaha! This place was just no fun while Luke was away!! ;) ;)

Mike
 
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Lucious said:
Yo lil Brutha,
I HEAR YOU WILL BE 50 THIS WEEK!! hahahahaha
Well you still look good for an aging gay pillow biter! I am gonna go make a man outta your dad as he has missed my man love for the last months. Its A "NO GIRLS" weekend!
How awkward would it be if my wife and our mom walked in on my giving Biff the dirty sanchez whilst screaming the lyrics to smells like teen spirit?
Miss ya
lucious

Luke you got it wrong It is Kari's 50th this weekend....Dargie is only 28.....

How much would you guys like an audio tape of Lucious trying to oreder fois gras tonight....
 
Big Poppa said:
How much would you guys like an audio tape of Lucious trying to oreder fois gras tonight....

Put me down for a copy.. :D

Hell, I can't even pronounce foi gras when I'm sober! I usually dislodge some phlegm that I didn't know I had...:eek:
 
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I bought The Houston Kid album(Rodney Crowell) after Biff and Lucious mentioned it in one thread------awesome--------now here's a solid in return-----get King of Dieselbilly by Bill Kirchen--awesome fun and a great drivin record--perfect for a blast into the desert. I've been scarin the locals lately with it blarin out of my Subaru!!!!!!
 
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