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?? natural velvet finish??

TSanders

TSanders

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A friend of mine told me about a finish he fell in love with at bass central a few years back. he said it was called natural velvet and is very hard to find. anyone know anything about this finish or have pics etc. im really curious.
 
did he tell you that he had it

or did you see it
chances are he was makin it up

unless im wrong and am going to look like an asshat in a couple of posts
 
he told me the finish was on a sterling, but i didnt see it. i thought i had heard of it though. maybe, maybe not.
 
maybe he ment natural saten? satin? or what ever finish, they put them on the higherend fender highway guitars, which is a cheaper verson of their US guitars
 
It wasn't a cheaper finish....It was actually hard to do this finish. It was a satin type finish. A few years back we made 2 for Paul McCartney, and those are the only 2 I have seen....If you see one...snag it!;)
 
Sir Paul plays MM basses?! gasp! I thought he sticks with them Hofnums and Rickenbackums.
 
a digression.

wasnt natural velvet a david lynch movie?

It might have to be my new band's name.

tonight at the Starr Hill:

NATURAL VELVET

sounds pretty good. I think.

Perhaps you all can help me with a new name.

I've been trying to incorporate the word "Edentulous" (means "No Teeth") into a band name for a while, becuase it is one of my favorite words.

So:

Edentulous Monk (like thelonious monk)

and we'd have Merch made with a crazy mascot type dude who is a trappiste monk wiht the reverse bowl bald spot and no teeth.

and we'd all cut our hair like that.


is what I've got so far.

isn't it frightening that there are a bunch of people in the hospital
 
yes i have a miror, why?
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Jubs, you're killing me, man.

You said you were going to look like an asshat in a couple of posts. I wanted you to check and see if the transformation had already taken place.

But now I've had to explain it so it's not so clever. Dang.
 
Aussie Mark said:
I dated a Chinese girl many years ago who had a natural velvet finish. Ah, memories .....
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Mark,

You is one bad bro'

There was a drama on UK tele last year called "Tipping The Velvet" - loads of Victorian Girl on Girl action - You'd have loved it!
 
Jack...If I die tomorrow, I want you to know I love the fact that you have introduced me to the term "asshat" God Bless you man!!!
 
Asshat... Isn't there a surgical procedure in which bits of your ass are cut off and put on your head? ... I think those Chuletas de Funk and a recent Family Guy marathon are starting to kick in.
 
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jongitarz said:
Jack...If I die tomorrow, I want you to know I love the fact that you have introduced me to the term "asshat" God Bless you man!!!
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I 2nd that! "Asshat" is my new word - I use it all the time now!!

ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT

:D
 
I wish I could give credit where credit is due and tell you where and how I picked the term up....but it's all lost in the mists of time now.

I sure learned some new words in the military, though. Whew, them guys make the stuff up regularly, and none of it can be used if your mom's in the room.
 
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