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New Style Stingray5!

:eek: It's not like they even got the TYPE of guitar right, never mind the make!

Absolutely horrendous :D
 
tiffles said:
HAA HAAA HAAAA i love chinglish

Should I be worried about this?

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dlloyd said:
A very fine shop called "Poundland"

Yes, everything costs a pound. :D
We have a Poundland too, but I must confess that I've never been in it :D

Might have to change that when I'm next in town!

ETA - The text in the yellow box on the right is even worse!
 
azzy_wazzy said:
We have a Poundland too, but I must confess that I've never been in it :D

Might have to change that when I'm next in town!

I spend waaaay too much money in that place. Like a pound. :D
 
dlloyd said:
I spend waaaay too much money in that place. Like a pound. :D
I'm all excited to go in now!!! How sad it that eh?

But it must be said that I will be dead disappointed if I go in and there is a dearth of amusing items!:)
 
I think these non-English speaking types write their product descriptions using an online translation program with fancy thesaurus. Lots of creative wonderfulness words to inspire tremendous frequent purchasing of their competiting products.

But back to the importantness at hand, which country's infantry uses those blocks to unconsciously develop their visual senses during the soldiers' formative years? Methinks it's time for an invasion!

;)
 
SteveB said:
In that case, I should loan you the manual for my Fostex VF-16. It should read like a joke book for you! :D
I have the VF-160, and if there is a worse manual out there, I'd love to see it.
 
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