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If you do NOT own a Bongo, how old are you?

  • <20

    Votes: 8 17.0%
  • 21-25

    Votes: 5 10.6%
  • 26-30

    Votes: 10 21.3%
  • 31-35

    Votes: 6 12.8%
  • 36-40

    Votes: 8 17.0%
  • 41-45

    Votes: 3 6.4%
  • 46-50

    Votes: 3 6.4%
  • >50

    Votes: 4 8.5%

  • Total voters
    47

adouglas

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Since most of the people who voted in this got it wrong for some reason, we're starting over.

If you do NOT own a Bongo, how old are you?

BONGO OWNERS, PLEASE DO NOT VOTE IN THIS POLL!

If you own a Bongo and something else, you're a Bongo owner so please vote in the other poll.

 
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I do wish you'd listen...it's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg, you simply collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Douglas that you've properly voted in his little poll.
 

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bovinehost said:
I do wish you'd listen...it's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg, you simply collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Douglas that you've properly voted in his little poll.

"...now where were we...?" :D
 

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adouglas said:
Since most of the people who voted in this got it wrong for some reason, we're starting over.

If you do NOT own a Bongo, how old are you?

BONGO OWNERS, PLEASE DO NOT VOTE IN THIS POLL!

If you own a Bongo and something else, you're a Bongo owner so please vote in the other poll.


Again, I bring up the irony of this statement and the author's avatar...:D
 

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There are approximately a dozen billion NonBongo Owners on the planet.

Maybe a quarter of those have the reasonable excuse of a lack of electric service.
 

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Unlike some other polls, this poll does not have a choice for everyone, like a choice called "other" in some polls.

This poll needs a choice called "abstain". Howkum? Cuz if I can't vote, I can't read the results!!! That's how the software works. And if I do vote, I screw up your poll, like I'm about to do right now ..... [I'll try to guess which 'column' is least important].
 
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bovinehost said:
I do wish you'd listen...it's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg, you simply collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Douglas that you've properly voted in his little poll.

LOL! If you were to quote any of the rest of that skecth, though, it would require intervention by a moderator....

...oh, wait. Never mind.
 

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shamus63 said:
Again, I bring up the irony of this statement and the author's avatar...:D

Um, yeah....the premise is over in the other poll. This is just to see if there's anything to it...finding out that Bongo owners tend to be geezers means nothing if we also find out that non-Bongo owners tend to be geezers.

Then again, none of this means anything anyway. There is no point. Or maybe there are too many.

A point in every direction is the same as no point at all....

Quick...show your age...where did that quote come from?
 

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Golem said:
Unlike some other polls, this poll does not have a choice for everyone, like a choice called "other" in some polls.

This poll needs a choice called "abstain". Howkum? Cuz if I can't vote, I can't read the results!!! That's how the software works. And if I do vote, I screw up your poll, like I'm about to do right now ..... [I'll try to guess which 'column' is least important].

Odd...I've got a link that lets me do it...I thought that was available to everyone.

Worry not, I'll post after a day or three with the results.

So far, out of 10 responses. 80% are under 40.

On the Bongo side, over 60% are over 40.
 
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adouglas said:
Odd...I've got a link that lets me do it...I thought that was available to everyone.

Worry not, I'll post after a day or three with the results.
.......
Like I'm gonna wait patiently? I voted in the catagory most opposite to myself, since it was supposed to be a null vote.

Hey, let's not call the null catagory "Abstain". Let's call it "Hanging Chad" [no offense intended to anyone named Chad, of course ... ]
 

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Golem said:
Like I'm gonna wait patiently? I voted in the catagory most opposite to myself, since it was supposed to be a null vote.

Hey, let's not call the null catagory "Abstain". Let's call it "Hanging Chad" [no offense intended to anyone named Chad, of course ... ]


maybe Chad would'nt take that as an insult??? :eek:
 

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adouglas said:
........So far, out of 10 responses. 80% are under 40.

On the Bongo side, over 60% are over 40.
So lessee .... 60 plus 80 is about 140, outside the Beltway. So, about 140% of owners and nonowners of Bongos are either over or under 40 years old. Does Congress realize this?
 

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adouglas said:
Odd...I've got a link that lets me do it...I thought that was available to everyone.

Worry not, I'll post after a day or three with the results.

So far, out of 10 responses. 80% are under 40.

On the Bongo side, over 60% are over 40.

So, if I'm 38 now (later this month), I must get a Bongo in the next two years.:rolleyes:

I can live with that!:D
 
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