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Psycho Ward

Psycho Ward

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Well here I am in a ritzie resort without my basses, afraid to fly them without a gig reason. The spouse activities included a soaring over the desert trip today, but I ain't getting on a plane with no motor, I'm too fat.

There is a theme dinner tonight (I friggin HATE those), they've arranged hiking trips for tomorrow, again, I ain't going, I'm too fat!

Well I guess I'll woodshed on the wind controller a few days.


It's hell being me... got to go, room service brought my 12 pack.
 
Psycho Ward said:
Well here I am in a ritzie resort without my basses, afraid to fly them without a gig reason. The spouse activities included a soaring over the desert trip today, but I ain't getting on a plane with no motor, I'm too fat.

There is a theme dinner tonight (I friggin HATE those), they've arranged hiking trips for tomorrow, again, I ain't going, I'm too fat!
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And your wife lets you get away with that? I'm not big on the aforementioned activities, but if my wife wanted me to participate, I would. Especially, since she's so good about my gearwhoredness and my leaving virtually every Friday night to play. If nothing else, this sounds like an excuse to buy a headless bass or an Ashbory for travel purposes.
 
Big Poppa said:
careful of the hotel remote carpal tunnel syndrome...call the dude he will bring a loaner over and just suck on 10 dollar room service becks...
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LOL...yeah well a 12ver might work as an appetizer.

That reminds me of the last leg of the Poophead Tour in Palm Springs at The Marriott when I ordered up some club soda to the room. I got 4 of those little, 8oz bottles of Canada Dry club soda...tab as $18.
 
Jazzbassman23 said:
And your wife lets you get away with that? I'm not big on the aforementioned activities, but if my wife wanted me to participate, I would. Especially, since she's so good about my gearwhoredness and my leaving virtually every Friday night to play. If nothing else, this sounds like an excuse to buy a headless bass or an Ashbory for travel purposes.
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She is in meetings all day, I'm just along for the ride... and personal servant duties.
 
Psycho Ward said:
She is in meetings all day, I'm just along for the ride... and personal servant duties.
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I call that being her "Consort". That's what I do when my wife is doing her Queen duties with her organization.

One of the definitions from dictionary.com:
1. A husband or wife, especially the spouse of a monarch.
 
Mobay45 said:
I call that being her "Consort". That's what I do when my wife is doing her Queen duties with her organization.

One of the definitions from dictionary.com:
1. A husband or wife, especially the spouse of a monarch.
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Larry, I lkie that! I'm having them change my name tag!

Fuzzy, you're closer to the truth... :D
 
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