Oh Jammie

[bovinehost]

Oh Jammie
(sung to the tune of Mandy)

I remember way back when
You were such a pain back then
Sort of like a man
but with all the bitchin'
postin' in the night
The night goes into

Mornin', now you're there with Dude
the two of you should eat quaaludes
Lookin' at your posts
I see a memory
I quickly realized
that I'd have to ban you, oh Jammie

Well you talked and you bitched like a idiot
But I banned you anyway, oh Jammie
Well, you moved all your crap to the Dudepit
And I'm glad you're with friends - oh Jammie.

Postin' just to fit right in
Lovin' all your new best friends
Caught up in a world of bills that need payin'
Steve might back you up
But he's got a court date, oh Jammie

(CHORUS)

You need to hit TB
They don't know your crap there
If you keep it cool
You'll be off the map there, oh Jammie

CHORUS

You came and you typed like a idiot
But I banned you, they say, oh Jammie
Now all of your crap's at the Dudepit

I don't miss you today - oh Jammie.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Brilliant!

 

[Jimmyb]

I have absolutely no idea what this is about....

 

[Oldtoe]

Oh, Lord.

 

[Big Poppa]

jack You banning a guy.......HMMMMM got you the big poppa bongo....

I could go on and on..if this is the guy he was thrown off tb and the uk bass forum and that other one.....

 

[RitchieDarling]

PPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(coffee and doughnut now covering screen, desk, and keyboard)

That's damned funny, Jack!



Ritchie

P.S.If Jennifer Lopez is called J-Lo....Barry Manilow should be called B-Lo...

 

[mynan]

Looks like your song is a hit. He even posted it on the pit.

Edit: and now it's gone...

 

[KennethB]

Best lyrics ever!

 

[koogie2k]

Oh boy....

 

[TSanders]

I got banned from the Doo Doo Pit today cause I went off in a thread he posted in. I laughed as I was called an asshole by a washed up has been (at best).

Jammie it a total tool. He hes right where he belongs. Thats kinda like the looney bin of the online bass community.

 

[tkarter]

It plays a little better if you grundge it up a bit Jack.


tk

 

[INMT]

I'm damn happy I've never visited that forum. Sounds like a bog waste of time.

 

[Big Poppa]

I wonder why people would pre pay something over there...They havent found a way to blame jack and I for the lakland heist......

 

[mynan]

There was a thread asking for donations over there...more crickets chirping than people sending money.

 

[shamus63]

Hmm...'LudePit or 'LewdPit.

Which is the better fit?

 

[Big Poppa]

how many times can they ask? Is brainfart a mod there yet?

 

[timmy5strings]

Now thats crazy, those are some of the craziest lyrics i have ever heard. We should You Tube it . Well at least it got BennyLava out of my head

 

[UKFIN]

truly awesome!

 

[dlloyd]

Very funny, but inaccurate...

You need to hit TB
They don't know your crap there
If you keep it cool
You'll be off the map there, oh Jammie

ampeg forum gone?! - TalkBass Forums

 

[JB1]

Guys - I'm a little out of the loop here.

What went down with this guy and also with Steve Barr?