Randracula
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it'd be coming right up on us now, wouldn't it be?
September 19th is international talk like a pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/
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OT-September 19th is international talk like a pirate day!
- Thread starter Randracula
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it'd be coming right up on us now, wouldn't it be?
September 19th is international talk like a pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/
NickDuBaldo
Well-known member
Aye, i wonder how it would sound if Me said "bongo bongo bongo?" Gar.
SteveB
Well-known member
Shiver me timbers! It's come up again so soon, has it?
Now nobody better be hijackin' this thread er ye'll be takin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
Now where'd me rum be hiding?
Now nobody better be hijackin' this thread er ye'll be takin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
Now where'd me rum be hiding?
SteveB
Well-known member
With the right text the little translator yields fun results:
Ahoy, we the People o' the United States, in Order t' form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, pro'ide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessin's o' Liberty t' oursel'es and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States o' America Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Or this:
Aye, we choose t' go t' the moon. We choose t' go t' the moon in this decade and do the other thin's, not because they be easy, but because they be hard, because that goal will ser'e t' organize and measure the best o' our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we be willin' t' accept, one we be unwillin' t' postpone, and one which we intend t' win, and the others, too.
Gar.
Ahoy, we the People o' the United States, in Order t' form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, pro'ide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessin's o' Liberty t' oursel'es and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States o' America Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Or this:
Aye, we choose t' go t' the moon. We choose t' go t' the moon in this decade and do the other thin's, not because they be easy, but because they be hard, because that goal will ser'e t' organize and measure the best o' our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we be willin' t' accept, one we be unwillin' t' postpone, and one which we intend t' win, and the others, too.
Gar.
Bill
Well-known member
Ahoy, me mateys, that's hilarious!
Roger HQ.... get the G&T's sorted, be home in a jiffy! Watch out Spiffy.... Jerries at 5 o'clock.. cancel that HQ, I'm going in.... tell Daphne I love her and..... 'sniff', look after Rex for me!.......
Oh sorry.... thought you said talk like a PILOT day!
Oh sorry.... thought you said talk like a PILOT day!
Randracula
Well-known member
Aye, i have a Bongo on tis' way t' my house Aye, me parrot concurs.
tiffles
Well-known member
damn it its the 20th here garrr.
ok cmon pull out all the bad pirate jokes
ok cmon pull out all the bad pirate jokes
Ok Tiff
what does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
what do you call a pirate that skips class ...
Captain Hooky
Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now"
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."
"It was my first day with the hook."
bad enough for you ?
what does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
what do you call a pirate that skips class ...
Captain Hooky
Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now"
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."
"It was my first day with the hook."
bad enough for you ?
tiffles
Well-known member
LOL love it!!
my favourite is still....
what does a pirate do if hes really stressed at work
he has some arrr and arrr LOL
terrible i know but after youve done over a hundred kids prirate parties in full get up well its just teh best thing to wear it all down town and crack those jokes at the top of ure lungs...
my favourite is still....
what does a pirate do if hes really stressed at work
he has some arrr and arrr LOL
terrible i know but after youve done over a hundred kids prirate parties in full get up well its just teh best thing to wear it all down town and crack those jokes at the top of ure lungs...
strummer
Enormous Member
it'd be coming right up on us now, wouldn't it be?
September 19th is international talk like a pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/
Arrr, that is just too funny, shiver me timbers! I wonder what Me would actually sound like talknin' like that with my swedish accent?
Bill
Well-known member
2 pirates walked into a bar. You'd think the second pirate would have ducked.
