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Sloppy 2nds?

Monty Billocks

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Just wondering, on behalf of all of those EBMM fans whose "Balls" were big enough to place an order for a Dargie the first time around, will there be some form of distinction between the 1st run and the ones ordered on this "he who hesitates gets to order later" basis? :D :p
 
This is off topic, but why does Monty have a green scrotum for an avatar?? :p
 
for starters..... this is ALL IN GOOD FUN BP!!!! ;)

Monty is a great guy and yes... just switch some of the letters in his name Foggy...... :rolleyes:

Think of great Punk records of all time by a certain UK outfit that might have had Sid Vicious in it.
 
Monty Billocks said:
Just wondering, on behalf of all of those EBMM fans whose "Balls" were big enough to place an order for a Dargie the first time around, will there be some form of distinction between the 1st run and the ones ordered on this "he who hesitates gets to order later" basis? :D :p


we are actually going to make the second batch first.......
 
Psychicpet said:
for starters..... this is ALL IN GOOD FUN BP!!!! ;)

Monty is a great guy and yes... just switch some of the letters in his name Foggy...... :rolleyes:

Think of great Punk records of all time by a certain UK outfit that might have had Sid Vicious in it.

Very creative!!! :p
I love it! (the creativity, not the scrotum! - not that there's anything wrong with that!)


Big Poppa said:
we are actually going to make the second batch first.......

But that makes it more special!!! :p



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MingusBASS said:
Judging from the amount of Dargies sold on the guitar side, there are very few of you that have "Big enough balls".:p

Hey now!

They're wonderful, green and way more desirable....what of it?!

But realistically, consider the very short amount of time that we guitarists had to place an order first time around.... It did not give us enough time to figure out which solo our favourite guitar hero might play first on a Dargie. Without that contemplated fully, how could we possibly know what model to order? Just wait...you'll see just how many triple-humbucker Alberts with recessed floyds get ordered this time around......

:D
 
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Big Poppa said:
there will zero floyd al's...you cant create a one of or ruin someone elses one off
now change your avatar and sit in the corner

I'm sorry...... :o

Hand me the pointy hat and I'll be quiet....

:)
 
I ordered when I was supposed to like a good little sheep and I get screwed and have to wait longer just cause some green scrotums can't keep their mouths shut.... :p :eek:
 
starsky said:
I realised BP was jesting with this - I laughed so hard at that one! :D

If there's one thing I've learned, it's not to pretend to know what could possibly be going on inside BP's head.

Well, that and to send anyone under the age of 20 out of the room if Lucious is posting....
 
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