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So I Have This Sterling.....

bovinehost

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Folks, let's just start by saying that the deal really wasn't that good on this bass.

The photos did not do justice to the 1/4 inch of GUNK on the fretboard. I've spent the last 90 minutes doing an initial cleaning, and it looks a LOT better, but it still has a ways to go.

This poor thing was apparently never wiped down, much less cleaned.

The headstock looks to have been gnawed on by angry beavers. This is no big thing; I expected it to have some wear on it. The cloverleaf for the D string is entirely missing in action. The G string tuning key is bent to hell but does turn and hold tuning. I have another D string tuner enroute.

The strings were unidentifiable. Maybe rounds, maybe flats, who knows? I cut them off because I'm pretty sure they presented some type of biohazard..

There was rust on the pickguard. It came right off, but got my attention initially.

The pole pieces are fugly, but I did plug it in and it does seem to be functioning fine. The switch tip on the selector is also MIA.

The back of the neck was equally nasty. Most of the 'dirt' came off, but I'll be sanding it down a bit and re-applying gunstock oil before too long.

There are a couple of scratches in the finish (no surprise) but aren't terribly obvious with the sparkle finish. The output jack might also need to be replaced; I plugged it in just long enough to ascertain that the pickup and selector were working.

Whew!

Okay, back to work. I took some 'before' photos and will try to get them up tonight or tomorrow.

It really is a pretty finish and deserves to be put right.

Jack
 
Bovine, I am sure you will make a diamond out of the lump of coal....LOL.

Good luck with her my friend. :cool:
 
The frets are in okay shape....the neck had way too much relief, but the truss wheel seems to have never been moved past "loose", so that should be fine.
 
Amen to the finger cheese. Gak! Well, it's all gone now. Cleaned the everlovin' crap out of it with some cleaner, then treated it with Dunlop cleaner and conditioner. The fingerboard looks pretty damned good, if I do say so myself.

You guys should see the t-shirt I used to clean it. Not good, not good at all.

But if I can get the tuners back in shape, it's really going to look pretty good aside from the gnawed headstock. Once the new tuner arrives and is installed (something I've never done, so wish me luck or at least help me remember Jon's phone number), the bass - as long as nothing is screwy with the neck - should be just fine.

I really need a shower.

Jack
 
You deserve better than this, send it to me immediately, I will take proper action. Oh yeah, I owe you at least that much, after a few days with my Bongo 5H, strange things are hapening here at the farm, its almost as if there is a bass player in the house.:eek:

Tony
 
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