Somebody Hire Me!

[bovinehost]

 

[midopa]

Bov could do the pics for the Build-An-Instrument Bongo page!

 

[Disquieter]

I would like to hire you, but i'll need a few references first, and of course a mandatory drug test prior to acceptance.


is tuesday at 9am good for you?


joel D.

 

[bassmonkeee]

I would like to hire you, but i'll need a few references first, and of course a mandatory drug test prior to acceptance.


is tuesday at 9am good for you?


joel D.

Don't do it, Jack. I know what he really wants your pee for.



<shudder>

 

[bovinehost]

 

[Disquieter]

Don't do it, Jack. I know what he really wants your pee for.



<shudder>

ah!

i do not!

I merely want to kill him and harvest his organs for beer money.

joel D.

 

[ynot]

Is that a Photoshop mod? if so, I work for a web dev department in CA that would be interested in seeing your resume.

 

[bovinehost]

It is in fact a photoshop mod. But a resume? Like stuff I've done in Photoshop?

I really just dick around with it in my spare time. I'm a retired linguist!

But, given that I have no real qualifications or talent, I would sure work cheap.

Here's the original photo, taken this morning:

 

[nismaniac]

Nice Pics.

 

[cgworkman]

I didn't think I would like that green color - but I'm finding myself really liking that Envy Green a lot!!

 

[Samingo]

Amazing job with the Green Hornet insignia Jack!

 

[Bassplyr]

Jack, you got sKillz with a capital "K"!

 

[bovinehost]

See, I think any company that hires me gets a hell of a deal. First, I can Photoshop your stuff. Then I can build your website as long as it's not too complex. Next, I can teach your staff Spanish, and then, to top it all off, I'm a certified rangemaster!

Sign up now for my "high risk marksmanship in Indonesian" course!

 

[Bassplyr]

And you can play your bass at the company Christmas party!

 

[Psychicpet]

Jack, I did want to hire you(well, for really cheap...like for a select bottle of fine olives with only the choicest of pimentos) a while back for some flyers/t-shirts/anything else designs for the few Bongo demos I'm doing but you never got back to me dude...
It's not too late though, I think I might try to print off some Bongo girls and have them on hand just to display ... would you be cool with that??

 

[dlloyd]

Hey, I'd buy a Stingray that was that colour (if I had the money).

I wouldn't buy one that was this colour...

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

Jack....I could always do with a "Robby the Robot" holding a 'Ray (preferably one of mine)!

"RAYBOT"

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[JB1]

It's good, young Jedi. But get rid of you in your yellow jersey in the reflection & I'll be REALLY impressed.

 

[shaver]

jack, what were your main basses befor the Bongo came out?

 

[bovinehost]

Dude, I don't have a STUDIO or LIGHTS. Until that happens, the yellow (EB STINGRAY) shirt will almost always appear.

My main basses before the Bongo? Stingrays and Jazz basses. Still like 'em, too, and still have at least one of each..........