Heh heh.
I've been thinking about this "Sterling 5" concept since the night BP said to Dargin on the phone, "I want to make a Sterling 5!"
And Dargin, who is no doubt accustomed to such things, made soothing noises. "Okay, sure, a Sterling 5...."
"No, write it down. I want to do it", says Biff, and I'm sure Dargin wrote it down.
So what did we know and when did we know it? No, wait, when we knew it is not a big deal here. A downsized body, okay. And then what?
If we're talking about a more "Stingray-ish" fiver, there already is one. It's the SUB fiver. Sure, you could update the finish and spend more time on the details, but let us remember that Biff is not one for repeating what he's already done.
(Why do I have the feeling that he's going to thrash me for this? I so rarely get involved in speculation or what COULD be done. I'm probably insane.)
So 5 string basses. You got your standard SR5, the new dual pickup models, the SUBs, the Bongos.....jeez, where are we going with this?
If you aren't going to plug Bongo electronics into something non-Bongo, I have to admit - I'm at a loss.
If it were me, and it's not, and I always remember that, I'd maybe say, "Okay, it was a thought."
Or I'd consider taking that SUB 5 program on the CNC machine and changing it just a little bit, then putting the end result through the regular production finishing stages instead of the toned-down SUB production process. I'd load it up with the most innovative electronics package since the 50s - the Bongo pickups and preamp.
And I'd paint that mofo Logan Green. Then I'd sit in my office and make those evil laughing noises like Snidely Whiplash.
Okay, Biff, I'm ready for my spanking now.
JW