tell a music related joke here

[kbaim]

Time for a thread that we can all relate to.

I'll start.

Q: What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work?

A: Drops him off at band practice.

KEITH

 

[VegasGreg]

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

 

[H.A.]

Q: What happened when the drummer locked his keys in the car?

A: It took him 2 hours to get the Bass player out.

H.A.

 

[Jimi D]

Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

A: Pay for the pizza. (Ba-doom Bing!)

 

[kbaim]

Q: What's God's favorite chord?

A: G sus.

 

[kbaim]

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A: A drummer.

(Still my favorite)

 

[dwf1004]

Q: How do you quiet a loud/obnoxious guitarist?

A: Set some sheet music in front of him.

 

[NorM]

Q. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 10 ... One to change the bulb and nine to stand there with thier arms folded and saying, "I can do it better than that".


Q. Did you hear they found the guitar player for Great White?

A. He was wearing charcol slacks and a blazer

 

[NorM]

Q. What is the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?

A. A large pizza can feed a family.

 

[NorM]

How do you like to answer the question , can you play the guitar? The following is a link to a flash animation where that very question is asked. Perhaps this will inspire you too.
Can you play the guitar?

 

[kbaim]

Q: How do you get a drummer to practice?

A: Start tuning!

 

[MM90luvver]

Q. What's got three legs and a C**T on top ?

A. A Drum Stool !


Ouch......

 

[nickdanger]

Q: what is the definition of 'perfect pitch'?

A: throwing a squier strat into a dumpster without hitting the edges of the dumpster.

 

[glensterr]

Why did the guitar player put drumsticks on his dashboard??

so he could park in the handycapped spot!!

What's the last thing Marvin Gayes dad said to him???

Marvin come in the living room I got a '45 I want you to hear!

What do Yoko Ono and Etheopians have in common???

They both live off dead beatles!!!!

A musician dies and goes to heaven where he meets St peter at the pearly gates. " Son you're going to love it here" says St Peter,and leads the musician to this huge room where Jimi Hendrix is on guitar playing beautifully along side Stevie Ray with John Entwhistle on bass and John Bonham on drums. The musician is speechless with joy, all of a sudden he hears this terrible out of tune female vocal ! He says to St Peter who the hell is that singing?? St Peter replies " Well you see God 's got this girlfriend.....

 

[kbaim]

Q: What's the difference between a bass player and a fish?

A: One often gets stuck on a hook, the other has trouble finding one.