This explains so much about John Petrucci

[kissmyaxe]

John Petrucci - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
If those phsyco clips just left you wondering the truth about the real John Petrucci here is your awnser. Everything is so much clearer now!

Maybe some of you have allready read it but I found it today at school and was laughing so hard,causing a big scene in the libary, I figured I would have to spread the truth to anybody else.

btw that site has 1 funny article for every 50 idiotic ones. Some ones I found funny were Hendrix, John Fruiscante, Dragonforce, War of Rock and Deep Purple.

 

[Axilla]

Hehehehehe...

LMAO on that one - schaweet !

 

[Jim_F]

Some good ones on Microsoft and Macintosh

London (love the rudeboy ghetto language)

Scouser (excellent joke at the end)

Liverpool

Manchester

Princess Diana

and then go and search for some of your favourite bands ...

Robbie Williams (pretty accurate actually), KISS, Van Halen, Iron Maiden
Bon Jovi, Metallica ...

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

That site is awesome! And yes, The Robbie 'talent free' Williams one is quite accurate!

 

[73h Nils]

Lebanese Folk Group, haha.

I love the part about Herman Li losing the battle of Sweepatopia!

Another good article is on "OMG".

 

[lord lemons]

hahaha, me and my frineds waste so much time on this site.

 

[kissmyaxe]

Yeh the site is so great.....just sometimes someone takes it to far on an article, or it is just not funny. Like I hate the Zeppelin and Clapton articles, just pointless.
But my favorite article hands down is Deep Purple. I also love how on any article Batio is reffered to as "that guitar n00b"

 

[chrisglancy]

LOL, Thats some funny stuff right there!

I thought it was a genuine picture at first?

 

[PeterArrow]

Awesome post man, thanks for the website.. it's hilarious!

 

[unclerico]

Lollablades

 

[lenny]

my favorite line hahahaha

"His main guitar is the Ernie Ball Wang-caster(The only known guitar that is able to go into World Domination mode), because you know what they say about a man with a Wang-caster... He eats a lot of cheese!"

 

[INMT]

...you learn something new everyday.....