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Tips On Handling Upset Wives/husbands

Big Poppa

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OK here it is...

Big Poppa's " What to do when your wife/husband blows a gasket over your GAS"

First one must recognize the cause. Simple. Poor training. If you train them right I wouldnt be dispensing these valuable tidbits to you knuckleheads. ( for an example of proper spousal training look no further that Robelinda..stacks of EB/MM's and a lovely wife to boot.)

So you botched your training phase in your love is blind stage. Now what? Simple. Ignore them. They eventually run out of steam. Secondly,where would they go? As each day passes they become less marketable. Period. Guys and Gals. Girls, do you really think that the skinny handsome daredevill musician you fell in love with has serious options now that he has reading glasses, pot belly, breath like your grandfathers, bad gas, and hair growing out his ears? Guys, How about that cheerleader you married? Where is she going to go? ( I am not touching the description of pre marriage and post marriage women as it is really hazardous to every part of my well being)

SHow him or her what the estate looks like cut in half. Half isnt half as good as the whole pie. Step two get a quote from two divorce lawyers.

We come to the crux....Honey if We split up it would cost us everything, by me buying this bass Im keeping the family together.

No charge...just another chapter in my book "New Money Burns Quick"
 
no probs here dude.....my wife of 16 years father owns a music store and she was trained from the womb! hahahahaha
 
Fred...Fred fred

Fred makes the greatest pulled pork (just ask Dargie) Has a wife that buys him guitars and then takes him to hooters where she puts the waitresses to shame......

I dont see a problem either
 
Fred...Fred fred

Fred makes the greatest pulled pork (just ask Dargie) Has a wife that buys him guitars and then takes him to hooters where she puts the waitresses to shame......

I dont see a problem either

Can I marry her as well please?
 
Fred...Fred fred

Fred makes the greatest pulled pork (just ask Dargie) Has a wife that buys him guitars and then takes him to hooters where she puts the waitresses to shame......

I dont see a problem either

ah yes, although no purchased basses for me or trips to Hooters but amen to being blessed with wives who've been blessed! :p

:D
 
Fred...Fred fred

Fred makes the greatest pulled pork (just ask Dargie) Has a wife that buys him guitars and then takes him to hooters where she puts the waitresses to shame......

I dont see a problem either

No pics. No wife.













It was worth a shot.
 
Pulled Pork

Biffer, speaking of pulled pork how IS the rash coming along?? hahahaa
I am lucky to have Biff as my guitar "santa" all year long!! I a SOOoo stoked about mew guitars! They will get some miles in the coming weeks. i am gonna use both of them at the benefit next weekend with Joe and Steve and.. Everyone will be jealous of my Balls... my Ernie balls that is. hahahaha
Music Man RULES!!!
Extra special thanks to Biff, Scotty, Brian and Dudley!
Have a nice day!
Lucious
 
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