* TOPTEN, TOPTen, Top10 *

[Rayan]

~
So me & BP'z secret marketing consultant guroo
wuz hav'n a strategik plan meetin' about

How 2 get more BONGO(z) in more bedroom(z)'n
more basement(z)'n more garage(z)'n wherever
we gotta cuz everybody needz more BONGO Musik

~
So I sez, "I GOT IT !!! It's like this ...

Ya C, most folkz knowz they needz
more BONGO(z) 2make more BONGO Musik

but they're allwaze 2 bizy'n stuff
an they 4get2 order more BONGO(z)

So all'z we gotta do'z comeup with the

*TOPTen*

Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO" !

~
So the secret marketing consultant guroo sez
"D'ya really think BP'l go 4 that ?

Imagine ! 100 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO" !
~

An I sez "Durn 2t'n BP'l go 4 that" !
An I sez furthermore "If that don't get'm goin'
we'll jist comeup with the

* TOPTEN, TOPTen *

Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO !

Imagine ! 1000 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO" !!!

An I sez furthermore
~

"Here'z the 1st"

Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO


1) No lawn to cut
2) Neighbor's lawnmower outagas
3) It might rain
4) It's snowing
5) Neighbor's snowshovel broke
6) EBMM Polishing Cloth is wrinkled
7) Batteries gettin' weak
8) This one's outa tune
9) Neighbor's wife not home
10) Waiting for pizza delivery

~
/R

 

[maddog]

I think the Top 9360 reasons to order a new Bongo are:

I don't have a Righty/Lefty Bongo 4/5 Fretted/Fretless Lined/Fretless Unlined with a SH/HH/H/SHP/HHP/HP in Color Y with pg X.

(does not include limited ed. Bongos)

 

[Rayan]

... and Counting ...

I think the Top 9360 reasons to order a new Bongo are:

I don't have a Righty/Lefty Bongo 4/5 Fretted/Fretless Lined/Fretless Unlined with a SH/HH/H/SHP/HHP/HP in Color Y with pg X.

(does not include limited ed. Bongos)

~
Sheeesh
- a MatheMutanTician !

/R

 

[oddjob]

You only need two reasons:
1) I want to be like Jack
2) Silica packs are included!
Anything more than that is overkill.

 

[TSanders]

Drugs are bad.

 

[Colin]

Rayan, it just took me a whole can of Jim Beam to read and understand your post.

 

[Rayan]

You're Looking Pail - Order JB By The Drum(mer)

Rayan, it just took me a whole can of Jim Beam to read and understand your post.

~
Oh NO !
(I'm gettin' sober again;-)
- then everbody will understand me
- and then I'll Never misunderstand myself)

/R

 

[Rayan]

"It Can't Happen Here"

Drugs are bad.

~
Yah I no; but I think what did me in wuz when I smoked a
- 'gym sock rolled up in a college diploma'
~
/R

 

[Mobay45]

Rayan, it just took me a whole can of Jim Beam to read and understand your post.

Jim Beam comes in a can?!?!?

That's blasphemy!!!

 

[Rayan]

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

~

Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering A New BONGO
1:1:1

1) Can't Sleep
2) My Nose Runz
3) Your Feet Smell
4) Outa Peanut Butter
5) Cut Myself Shaving
6) I'm Young For My Age
7) Therapeutic Use Only
8) Need Something Not Green
9) Neighbor'z Vacuum Cleaner Blowz
10) It'z The Right Thing To Do

~
/R

 

[bovinehost]

1. Big Poppa still needs a yacht.
2. Bongo is not quite as ugly as a spalt top Benavente and costs less, also less filling, tastes great.
3. Goes well with Goldfish cracker treats.

Being like me is way overrated.

 

[Psycho Ward]

Top reason for ordering a Bongo is.... because you can!

 

[bovinehost]

Hell, I remember when you COULDN'T!

the and I am a righty,

Jack

 

[Dr Stankface]

~
Yah I no; but I think what did me in wuz when I smoked a
- 'gym sock rolled up in a college diploma'
~
/R

I seriously almost wet myself reading that.

You are a funny, funny man.

Glad to have ya here.

Andrew

 

[Jazzbassman23]

I seriously almost wet myself reading that.

You are a funny, funny man.

Glad to have ya here.

Andrew

Yes, but do you know the reference, Grasshopper?

 

[radiotrib]

Top ten reasons for buying a Bongo .. well I've got five of them on my left hand, and five of them on my right.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Can't say I do but it's funny as crap.

Andrew

 

[adouglas]

Yes, but do you know the reference, Grasshopper?

I do! I do! Pick me, teach!

 

[Rayan]

CountryBoy: Needz2Meat "Suzy Creamcheese"

I do! I do! Pick me, teach!

~
Tnx 4 playin,
Yuo alla 'FunBunchaGuyz

An sum bodyz gett'n a Ceegar
- for the 1st skilltestin' Q ...
~

But did U know
"I Walk On Guilded Splinters" ?
~
/R

 

[Colin]

Rayan, my spellchecker has to drink Jim Beam as well