Wanna see what my wife bought me?

[j rug]

Yeah, I know you've all seen 'em, but this one's mine and it means a lot to me. I've always suspected that I was a champion in the sack, but now I've got physical evidence.

The really cool thing is that I also turned thirty this year, and this bass helps me commemorate that VERY well. Fellas. If you get the chance, marry a super-bad Swedish chick. It's working out great for me.

 

[ooglay]

Wow, nice bass.

You sly dog, you.

 

[midopa]

congrats! That neck looks awesome!

 

[Colin]

I've always suspected that I was a champion in the sack, but now I've got physical evidence.

How come she bought you something that will keep you away from the sack?

 

[Wasabi]

Yeah, I know you've all seen 'em, but this one's mine and it means a lot to me. I've alwys suspected that I was a champion in the sack, but now I've got physical evidence.

The really cool thing is that I also turned thirty this year, and this bass helps me commemorate that VERY well. Fellas. If you get the chance, marry a super-bad Swedish chick. It's working out great for me.

Well, I'm married to a super-bad Norwegian woman, but I guess when it comes to my apparent skillz in the sack...let's just say I paid for the 30th out of gig money.

 

[maddog]

Sweety-Sweet. Somebody other than that bass is a keeper.

 

[j rug]

I'm pretty sure that I'm just kidding myself and the reality is that i'll be paying for this for a long, long time. It's also occurred to me that she might be cheating on me and this is some sort of elaborate cover-up scheme. Either way, I'm stoked.

 

[todd4ta]

Very nice bass, some people have all the luck! Where are the pics of your wife?

My wonderful wife of 15 yrs. is pretty hot and asian, and I think she bought me a pack of strings once.

She does let me get anything I want for myself, so I can't complain too much (including a 30th Anniversary and a DD Bongo on order).

 

[Beth]

Welcome to the forum, j rug and ooglay! Sweet bass, jrug. She definitely deserves flowers and candy.

























flowers








and candy
-Beth

 

[shamus63]

Another welcome to the forum, as well, j rug!

Killer bass...keep up the good work!

 

[j rug]

Flowers and candy...okay... good thinking, Beth. I was just gonna let her play it whenever she wanted but you're making sense here. How about money? Does that work too?

 

[bassmonkey]

Congrats.

That looks beautiful.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Flowers and candy...okay... good thinking, Beth. I was just gonna let her play it whenever she wanted but you're making sense here. How about money? Does that work too?

Send her shopping with your credit card That should satisfy any money cravings she has going on!

(You lot are giving me plenty of ideas of what I want after I get the other half his Albert Lee )

 

[Freddels]

It's also occurred to me that she might be cheating on me and this is some sort of elaborate cover-up scheme. Either way, I'm stoked.

If she is you can look at this way . . . you've got a nice new bass AND you'll have more time to play it.

 

[Mobay45]

Man, I wish I had the need for another 4 banger.

Beautiful bass.

Although I think Beth is on the right track, this gift calls for jewelry in return.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Man, I wish I had the need for another 4 banger.

Beautiful bass.

Although I think Beth is on the right track, this gift calls for jewelry in return.

But you don't. You've got 5ers.

Beautiful bass!

 

[Mobay45]

But you don't. You've got 5ers.

Beautiful bass!

I've got a couple of 4 bangers lying around here someplace. Just can't justify another one.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Why? Because you have 5ers. That's why.

 

[Big Poppa]

Mobay..just wait for the 20th 5er!

J rug you know the rules no photo no wife...lets see her.

 

[j rug]

Alright. Do you believe me now?