We Must Stop Canadian Domination

[Big Poppa]

What a sad state of affairs....(and Im not talking about Anna Nicole,LohaN, SPEARS, IMUS)

After many years of covert planning the Canadians have launched their commando raid on our precious forum.

It was an act of sheer brillance....(eh?...)Concocted over a two year period with secret meetings at Tim Hortons and clandestine strategy sessions at the curling rink...
Frst they had to create a virtual identity...a man who really didnt exist....Enter Fogman....THey had to split duty and post under the Fogman alias. They figured that we would all believe that he was Canadian as he would obsess over our guitars and becosme a forum expert on all Music Man WITHOUT OWNING ONE!


Here is the trick.....They put a tip jar in the local Tim Hortons claiming to help little Jimmy walk again...the real reason for the tip jar was to fund "Foggies" purchase.....

THe Idea was that when Foggie finally got his guitar that it would create hysteria and post domination

We must end this aggression......

 

[kevin]

Mmmmmm' Tim Hortons.......double-bagger!!!

 

[germangallardo]

We must counter attack. I'll need guitars, lots of guitars.

 

[Big Poppa]

kevins idea of a perfect night


1. Tim Horton's

2. A Double Bagger

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I don't think we are in any danger... Afterall, they have a maple leaf on their flag

 

[58super]

I don't think we are in any danger... Afterall, they have a maple leaf on their flag

There's a reason why maple is used for EBMM necks.

 

[Beth]

At night, the Canadian Reisistance gather in groves of maple trees intended for Music Man necks and slowly turn the maple into highly sensitive spyware, molecule by molecule, by a hypnotic chanting version of "O Canada"..

 

[kevin]

You may have heard of the Dead Poet's Society........Our friends up North like to be refered to as The Dead GASers Society!

 

[Jim_F]

"What a sad state of affairs....(and Im not talking about Anna Nicole,LohaN, SPEARS" ....

If they are anything to go by - you would have thought what they save in not buying underwear they could use to buy MM guitars ...

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Do Canadians really have flapping heads?

 

[threeminutesboy]

Canada being one of our former colonny I'll join the canadian resistance

 

[Astrofreq]

That's it!!! We're taking the French track off OUR American DVDs! We'll have them begging at our feet in no time.

 

[glensterr]

See you guys aren't even aware that we infiltrated you years ago. While you thought we were all up here quietly sipping our Tim Horton's coffee keeping warm in our igloo's and listening to Rush we were busy taking over Hollywood Movies,television and popular music. Check out some of these famous celebs who are all born in CANADA!

William Shatner
Mike Myers
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebeck
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Shania Twain
Alannis Morrisette
Avril Lavigne
to name but just a few.....

So it only makes sense that we now add Fogman to this growing list of luminaries

 

[Sub1 Zero]

You forgot Terrance and Phillip

 

[Phrat]

See you guys aren't even aware that we infiltrated you years ago. While you thought we were all up here quietly sipping our Tim Horton's coffee keeping warm in our igloo's and listening to Rush we were busy taking over Hollywood Movies,television and popular music. Check out some of these famous celebs who are all born in CANADA!

William Shatner
Mike Myers
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebeck
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Shania Twain
Alannis Morrisette
Avril Lavigne
to name but just a few.....

So it only makes sense that we now add Fogman to this growing list of luminaries

Man, all i can think about now is Avril Lavigne and maple syrup

 

[kevin]

Beware of any list that starts off with William Shatner!!!!.........

 

[glensterr]

Watch it guys or we'll send over our 1 tank, so you better think twice about starting an international incident!

 

[Astrofreq]

Beware of any list that starts off with William Shatner!!!!.........

I was going to say, that's the only name on the list worth bragging about.

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Celine Dion...

 

[73h Nils]

Watch it guys or we'll send over our 1 tank, so you better think twice about starting an international incident!

LMAO. Yes, our military is awesome, indeed. Oh, that tank is in Afghanistan right now, though...We'll just have to pile into the Prime Minister's Pickup truck and grab some hockey sticks!