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What to tell your spouse after buying an MM

Beth

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I found this on one of our distributor's websites www.sinamex.com -- but I made a couple minor changes...


What to tell your spouse after buying a Music Man...
1. I'll be home more often.
2. I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.
3. There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.
4. I have done full research and Music Man are the most durable guitars/basses made.
5. Among all guitars/basses, Music Man have the best re-sale value.
6. Since you have always been such a supportive spouse, there is really no need to give you any reasons.
7. I have good taste, why do you think you are my spouse?
8. This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.
9. Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my spouse.

:D

Any more ideas?
 
but Tiff.... if you came up to Vancouver you could go to the home shop of where great kicks like these come from:

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and......

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azzy_wazzy said:
Isn't that what you agree to when you get married anyway? ;)
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\SPOKEN from a womans perspective.

YOu notice how much funnier the bass sides response is to this thread....Sometimes I wonder about those six stringers....almost as much as I worry about Tiffles showing up in those canadian orthopedic wanna be fashion shoes.
 
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Beth said:
I found this on one of our distributor's websites www.sinamex.com -- but I made a couple minor changes...


What to tell your spouse after buying a Music Man...
1. I'll be home more often.
2. I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.
3. There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.
4. I have done full research and Music Man are the most durable guitars/basses made.
5. Among all guitars/basses, Music Man have the best re-sale value.
6. Since you have always been such a supportive spouse, there is really no need to give you any reasons.
7. I have good taste, why do you think you are my spouse?
8. This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.
9. Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my spouse.

:D

Any more ideas?
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I say nothing and pretend I've always had it :D
 
Big Poppa said:
\SPOKEN from a womans perspective.

YOu notice how much funnier the bass sides response is to this thread....Sometimes I wonder about those six stringers....almost as much as I worry about Tiffles showing up in those canadian orthopedic wanna be fashion shoes.
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We're just great you see :D
 
I know this is a light hearted thread, but in reality why should a partner be upset that you spend a little money on yourself?

Providing the bills are paid, there is food on the table and you spend some money on having fun together, why should a woman get upset if her guy buys another bass. I would not want to be with someone like that.
 
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