What would their guitar say

[NorM]

Can you imagine if Heinz could talk......or Dude's Ferrrington? How about any of Lukes guitars???????Whoa baby This really should be a separate thread

I'll start with Steve Morse's #1
I don't think there is any thing I can't do.

jonguitarz's guitar
I am just so right

My Axis
I get no love

My y2d
__________________

 

[Adwex]

My guitar - "When is this idiot gonna practice?"

 

[mbgreene]

Leslie West's old LP
"Dude, how about a salad once in awhile"

 

[fogman]

My y2d
__________________

I was guessing "speechless.

 

[Roubster]

My Silo would say:

1. "dont even think about taking out that Ibnz"

2. "stop takin me apart"

3. "I'm so sexy, arent I"

 

[kbaim]

"No! Not again! Put me down. Help!!!"

 

[brentrocks]

my sunburst EVH.....

"when is he gonna sell me?"

 

[DaveB]

My other 9 EBMMs - "Why isnt he playing me?"



Dave

 

[koogie2k]

Mine always shout..."Keep that f@#kin' dog away from me!"

The one sent to Jon for repair said..."I am so safe in my HUGE box with all these peanuts!"

*Koog runs and hides..*

 

[slukather]

My Peavey Wolfgang says "I wish l was an EBMM"

My Luke guitars say "I'm glad l'm not a Peavey Wolfgang" or "see, you can keep playing me all you want and l still won't break, come on try your best, l'll just keep getting better with time"

Scott.

 

[Bungo]

Jimi's Strat - Ow, Ow, Ow!!!!!

Brian's Red Special - Get that sixpence away from my pickups will ya!

Jimmy's Gibbo Doubleneck - Please, not bloody Stairway again!!!!

Angus SG - I'm really, really dizzy.

Pete Townsends anything - No Pete! Not the stack! Please noooooo..........

 

[fogman]

That's funny!!

Jimmy's Gibbo Doubleneck - Please, not bloody Stairway again!!!!

It doesn't have to worry since Mr. Plant refuses to play that song publicly anymore. (since the 1st Live Aid)

 

[Roubster]

Fogmans guitar:

"Where the HELL am I?!?!?!?!"

 

[fogman]

Fogmans guitar:

"Where the HELL am I?!?!?!?!"

It can't say anything, because it's not born yet!

 

[Supreeth]

Cool thread!

David Gilmour's guitar - "I get so high with the warm caressy bends"
Yngwie's guitar - "He sweeps me so much that he must think I'm never clean"

 

[beej]

Yngwie's guitar - "He sweeps me so much that he must think I'm never clean"

"Oh no! Here comes the focking fury again! Noooo...!"

 

[Spudmurphy]

Rory Gallaghers Guitar
"Any chance of a re-spray?"

 

[brentrocks]

Jimi's Strat - Ow, Ow, Ow!!!!!

Brian's Red Special - Get that sixpence away from my pickups will ya!

Jimmy's Gibbo Doubleneck - Please, not bloody Stairway again!!!!

Angus SG - I'm really, really dizzy.

Pete Townsends anything - No Pete! Not the stack! Please noooooo..........

LMAO!!!!

 

[brentrocks]

Ace Frehley's LP......

"you gonna wear the friggin makeup or not!"

 

[fogman]

LMAO!!!!

You sure laugh you a$s off a lot!!!!
(just teasing!)