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Who's Too Sexy?

Take Your Time, This is Hard


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bovinehost

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Here's your chance to vote for the sexiest person to appear on the Ernie Ball MM forum over the last three days!

Let's review the photos!

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Billy, the kid from Deliverance, who has finally converted from banjo to BoNgo!

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Uber-Italian babe Barbara and her equally attractive SR5!

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Freddy Mercur....I mean, Big Poppa in the best. jacket. ever!

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Root Boy Fat and his Cowboy Hat, aka bovinehost!
 
It's Obvious

I can never just do the obvious. Besides, what could be sexier than a back woods mutant with a Bongo!
 
Jack, if you had told me there were Italian babes playing bass here; I'd have been here much earlier.

Besides, you were sexy before the Bongo, right?
 
I only saw one sexy, hot blooded Italian so that's who I voted for. Not that the others weren't sexy! They just weren't Italian! :D

Barbara, were you playing "I'm too sexy for my bass!" in that pic?
 
As a bass player, I'm distracted by shiny things. So, I had to vote for Barbara and her pants. BP's jacket is, of course, actually shinier, but the mustache frightens me.
 
If they ever did an "all grown up" sequel to Deliverance, they could use Jack and that bongo.
 
I nominate Joe Nerve's bongo-holding girlfriend for the next round. :)

And what about Dude? His picture's in every thread!
 
Hmm... hot, Italian, female bass player? Wow!

I vote Barbara!


...and this isn't a fair poll, more like a massacre for the guys.
 
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