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Worst Songs Ever

Jonny Dubai

Jonny Dubai

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What are the worst songs ever recorded. There must be some personal faves out there. Songs that make you chuck!!!!!

here is my top 3


1. Vanilla ice (ice ice baby)
2. whitney (i will always.............................aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh)
3. McCartney (the frog chorus)


Sorry, just barffed......... :eek:

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anything by O town
 
koogie2k said:
The Macorena (sp?)....plus it brought on that goofy dance....yuck!
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Oh yes!!!

MACERENA is up there for sure.

that song irritates me to no end.
 
I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
"Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.
 
LDM said:
I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
"Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.
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That Double XL song is pretty good though
 
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I work a lot of weddings. I'm thinking of outlawing the electric slide and cotton eyed joe in my contract.
 
LDM said:
I had the unfortunate "privilege" of hearing a country song the other day called
"Honky Tonk Padonky Donk". I almost hurled. Ten seconds more of the song and I would have lost my lunch. Absolute f-cking garbage. I'm no country music hater but I owed my ears an apology after that piece of ****.
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OK, wanna know what the BEST country song on the radio is right now? "Drinkin Bone" by Tracy Byrd. C'mon! Sing it with me now!!!

"The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone.
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long.
An' she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone.
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone."


Ah, I need a drink... Happy Thanksgiving!!! :D
 
That "Crazy Frog" song that spawned that infuriating F'ing mobile phone ring tone!!!

Tim O'Sullivan said:
Anything by that talentless puppet Robbie Williams.
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Wow! sorry to have to disagree with you here Tim. I wish I could sing like Robbie.
Cut away all the Hype type Bullsh!t, and he gives a "good turn"
;)
 
Beth said:
OK, wanna know what the BEST country song on the radio is right now? "Drinkin Bone" by Tracy Byrd. C'mon! Sing it with me now!!!

"The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone.
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long.
An' she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone.
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone."


Ah, I need a drink... Happy Thanksgiving!!! :D
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"Intentional Heartache" by Dwight Yoakum is the best I have heard on country radio lately.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley is good and he's a good guitarist.
Dolly Partons version of "Imagine" is cringe worthy in my ears. Creepy even.
 
Hey, you guys have the Macarena and the Electric Slide all wrong.........all I know is everytime it's played all the woman in the place get out to dance and I like to watch......
 
I really hated that MMMBOP song by Hanson......................................................but those chicks were hot


:) :p :cool: :rolleyes: ;) :D :eek: :o
 
francric said:
Hey, you guys have the Macarena and the Electric Slide all wrong.........all I know is everytime it's played all the woman in the place get out to dance and I like to watch......
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But it's dork dancing...if everyone is liquored up enough, the real dancing happens when they play Brick House. Every girl in the place feels compelled to shake it.... :D
 
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