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You micht be a redneck if.....

Mobay45 said:
....your forum name is the same as your CB radio handle.

....your bass has one string and it is attatched to a #3 washtub.
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I like the # 3 washtub--it has good bottom
 
You might be a redneck if you lie in the sun on your belly without a shirt on and your bass covering your back only.. :D
You guys cross the Mason -Dixon think about that. :D :D :D
 
We might play a little redneck-friendly music, but we are the least likely rednecks on earth.

1. Brian: born in New Jersey, raised in Central California, father from Italy. Russian language expert, MBA from UT, drives a Volvo wagon.

2. Me: born in MS, no discernible accent (unless I want to), lived all over Central and South America, Spanish language expert, drinks only martinis.

3. Chris: not sure where he was born, but also an ex-linguist (spanish), now works in tech field for large telecommunications company, loves Django and naked blonde girls.

4. Andy - our only Texan! Listens to Rush, other pompous crap, thinks we're weird old guys, wears Aquaman shirts, can get you a good deal on Mac computers, cavorts with lesbian photographers.

Not a very redneck bunch, are we?

It's all about attitude.
 
jongitarz said:
You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny :D
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IMHO, Ron White is the funniest guy in that group.

What brought this post up is that I was talking to a friend the other day (yes, I have one) and we wondered if anyone used their CB handle for their name when using the computer. I had a handle but I don't even remember what it was.
 
bovinehost said:
2. Me: born in MS, no discernible accent (unless I want to), lived all over Central and South America, Spanish language expert, drinks only martinis.
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That's right. All us Mississippians are just Southern, not redneck. ;)
 
Where I live, anytime a band plays, someone alyways yells Lynyrd Skynyrd. Sometimes it was me. Am I a redneck? I do want a pickup.
 
If you like that TWANGY noise when your G slips off your Bongo's neck.
 
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