EBMM Open House Registration CUT-OFF!

[SteveB]

Wait a minute....stories about Beth! I gotta hear this!

Well, I don't have any stories about Beth, especially since I've never met her.

However, I would be happy to make up some stories about her!

How bad do you want them to be?









Just kidding, Beth! I know you're good friends with the guitarist-eating robot..

 

[Beth]

Beth here, calling SteveB's bluff...

what sort of dirt you got on me? I wanna hear how good you are at making things up!

 

[Big Poppa]

wonder if he knows of your biker past?

 

[Beth]

wonder if he knows of your biker past?

No comment

 

[tommyindelaware]

this is starting to remind me of the original king kong movie where kong is climbing up the empire state building with beth,,,,,,i mean beauty in one hand.........

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

What's wrong with being a biker?

 

[Beth]

What's wrong with being a biker?

Sweet bike, Steve! Ain't nothin wrong with being a biker!!!

If I can get over to the art department today, I've got some good biker pics of BP and Lucious...

 

[SteveB]

I am well aware of Beth's biker past.

In fact, I believe she was solely responsible for the trouble at Altamont, even though she would not be born for another 6 years. Such is her power.

Maybe someone can fill in the details of the time Beth was on some Bass & Drums Jury for Emergenza and she got really tanked.. woke up in the DJ booth in a tub full of ice with some organs missing...

Or, the time she actually stole Christmas. (She was able to put it back before anyone noticed it was missing.)

She told me how she single-handedly designed the Bongo bass...

yeah.. that's it. That's the ticket.

 

[vontomas]

Shes no stranger in my county

 

[Beth]

I am well aware of Beth's biker past.


She told me how she single-handedly designed the Bongo bass...

yeah.. that's it. That's the ticket.

You got me. Yep, it wasn't really our ingenious engineers, BP, DesignWorks or the flurry of artists who did the Bongo. It was me. Yep. That's true. Every bit of it. Yeah, that IS the ticket.



HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Beth]

Welcome Tomas!

 

[vontomas]

thanks biker beth, now back to one handed pushups

 

[Beth]

Geez, what Im doing today, I might as well be doing one-handed pushups. HAHAHAH! Have a great Labor Day weekend, Tomas! See ya soon at the forum open house!

 

[jongitarz]

T-bone! Have fun next week

 

[jongitarz]

Shes no stranger in my county

I didn't know the Village people were at NAMM!

 

[Beth]

T-bone! Have fun next week

You on vacation next week Tomas? Where are ya goin?

 

[vontomas]

i had vacation last week, i think wimpy A-town boy is on vacation, Whos going to put the artist instruments together? It's going to be hopeless. A sorry A-town boy, that was not a member of the village people, if you look at your old 8-tracks, he didn't dress like that. Office Grossman to you boy

 

[Beth]

Hark? Is this a new funny nickname for our old pal in repairs? "Wimpy A-town boy"?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[jongitarz]

Wimpy A-town boy??? Ok mister "it just needs strings" Take good care of the "Magic Rack" until I get back

The only 8 tracks I have is some crappy band called The Swilltones or something like that









Just kidding...Nuttin but love bro!

 

[vontomas]

nuthin but true luv @ the mm factory, hurry back " it just might need a fret job"