London Guitar Show

[Smellybum]

I will bring you some spotted dick, fresh haggis and your choice of liquids from cockburns the worlds number 1 haggis butcher in the world (6 miles from my front door!)

I will dess however you like run up an down the hall naked with a musicman hat on showting my devotion to this company and it's amazing products....

PLEASE !
PLEASE
PLEASE !


COME TO THE SHOW, you must get bored of all that sun, come and see what it's like in the cold and snow, and rain, and........eh...

yeah, well, please come.

 

[Big Poppa]

Wheres Azzy's hug? SMelly you naked will keep me in the desert....promising to take a proper shower might help.....Haggis makes golf in the desert sound real good....

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

I will dess however you like run up an down the hall naked with a musicman hat on showting my devotion to this company and it's amazing products....

 

[tiffles]

urgh haggis and naked smelly would make me fly back to aus just to be as far away as possible.

azz will be along soon, she will have just finished her london interview and will be on a train back to peterborough. she didnt have enough time to meet up.. but she will when BP comes

 

[Smellybum]

Here's A Deal For Ya

OK,

If you come I promise...

no haggis, or spotted anything,
I will remain fully clothed for the whole event,
I will shower, twice a day if it pleases you oh company owner one.
Change my avatar, getting to much stick for it and that's a foggy job
Change my screen name, - if that's possible
Set fire to my last Les Paul, probably get burnt less than ebaying it
Buy a BFR, and you know I had an issue there...

So what do you say ?

You could then fly up to Scotland and play real golf.... You work hard take a break in London!

Pete, please stop going through my family photos, that picture is my dad on my wedding day, please....... let it lie!

 

[azzy_wazzy]

azz will be along soon, she will have just finished her london interview and will be on a train back to peterborough. she didnt have enough time to meet up.. but she will when BP comes

LOL BP you will most definately get several hugs from me

Unfortuantely I didn't have time to meet up with the Tiffmeister, however I GOT THE JOB! They offered it to me on the spot which scared me immensely. This means I'll be in London all the time now, so you have to come to the show as it'll be on my doorstep!

Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top

Plus I can arrange a whistlestop tour of all things English and wonderful. Not sure what they are yet, but I'm sure we'll find some things!

 

[bovinehost]

we can go see harry potter in the nuddy

Wait, who's going to be nude? You guys or Harry Potter?

Either way, I'm keeping my ass in Dallas.

 

[Bungo]

You know, I'm actually starting to think that BP may not want to come and see us.

Perhaps he's just teasing and will shortly be announcing which flight he and Beth will be arriving on?

I'm good for a pickup at Heathrow by the way.


(PS Many congrats Azzy. That pint may be getting closer at this rate!)

 

[Big Poppa]

Its hard to get me over there who knows?

 

[Bungo]

Its hard to get me over there who knows?

Ooh, I think that was a maybe?

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Ooh, I think that was a maybe?

Well it certainly wasn't a NO! I'm holding out hope

 

[tiffles]

WHO KNOWS?? oh BP ure the cat playing with the mice....

please say yes! its all azzy and i talk about on msn.... its all im thinking about...i need my thoughts back ok?

say yes ?

oxoxxoxoxoxoxoxx

 

[Big Poppa]

Girls you should be talkng about monotooth

 

[Smellybum]

The Department of Dental Sciences proudly presents the MonoTooth (patent pending). This marvel of modern medical science eliminates all the gaps between your teeth creating one single attractive tooth. No more gaps between teeth can bring you the following benefits:
No more flossing
Easier faster checkups
Simplified dental hygiene
No more spinach in your teeth
No unsightly tooth gaps
Fewer cavities
A bigger smile

or do you mean bluetooth!!!

 

[mr.b]

So....on the 27th, 28th and 29th of April, the London Guitar Show will be on at the ExCel centre in Docklands.

Now that nice Mr Vai's going to be there doing a clinic type thing. Mr Morse will also be in town gigging with those Deep Purple fellows over at Wembley.

I'm sure Strings and Things will be there holding the EBMM flag high but maybe missing that all important gen-you-ine American flavour?

I would say that the stars are in perfect alignment for a Mr S. Ball to pop over and pay us grumbling, bad teethed UK folk a visit.

Just think of it....London in the spring (grey, cold, drizzling), fantastic food (as long as you like curry) and the chance to meet up with all the people who grumble the most on this here forum. What an opportunity!!!

So, what do you say? Are you coming?

i'll be there!!

PS Can Beth come too?

i'll be there!!

 

[Spudmurphy]

Girls you should be talkng about monotooth

Hey a mono tooth would make an ideal advertising hoarding

 

[Big Poppa]

Excuse me sir do I have spinach in my TOOTH

 

[beej]

 

[tiffles]

this is torture.









so are those teeth.

 

[tiffles]

just a reminder to help u make up your mind....