Strangeglow
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You aren't the first woman to make that observation.
- Thread starter Tom F
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KennethB
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Haha,ebbyboddy hoppy!!
So Heinz is on it's way to the biggest SR5-whore on the planet?!?
It makes perfect sense,actually. Great news and yet again something heartwarming that happened on the EB-forum.
You're the greatest!
So Heinz is on it's way to the biggest SR5-whore on the planet?!?
It makes perfect sense,actually. Great news and yet again something heartwarming that happened on the EB-forum.
You're the greatest!
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Dr Stankface
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Like I said, I can only get one more bass until I really have to save up and damn i'm glad it's Heinz.
azzy_wazzy
Well-known member
But Stanky, does this mean no 20th for you? How can you pass one of those up?????
Big Poppa
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Never before have I seen a broken down eyebrowless chain-smoking vodka swilling linguist come off like a hero for taking advantage of a little southern boy...Jack how heroic you managed to pawn a ugly bass off on poor stanky....If there was a television show to compete with Ugly Betty it would be Homely Heinz
MingusBASS
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Ha...BP your commentary is priceless.
KennethB
Well-known member
But Heinz has so much inner beauty.....
"Beauty's in the eye of the beerholder"
bovinehost
Administrator
Seven years! Seven years of hard work, trying to rip somebody off on this yellow bass and look at you! Don't blow this for me, man!
Jackie
bassplayersgf
Active member
ugly bass.....i wholeheartedly agree. I did compromise and tell him it could sit on a stand on the floor....but that's only after he saved me when my car broke down today
Much love!
Rebecca
Dr Stankface
Well-known member
You playin' mind games on me Jackson?
Really can't say how good a guy you are Jack. You have no idea how much I appreciate it and how much the lady hates the color of that bass. Either way, Heinz will be gigged ASAP and many pictures took. Seeing as how it will never leave casa de Stanky.
bovinehost
Administrator
Uh uh. I have no idea what that Big Poppa guy is on about.
I really can't say how good a guy I am, either. But don't tell my woman that I've sold Heinz yet again. You know how many times I've paid for that ugly thing?
Heinz is a killer on the job. I'm glad he's going to someone who will give him some love.
Jack
Big Poppa
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NEWS FLASH!!!!!
Doctors at the new Wal Mart Eye Care center in Smiths Station, Alabama Have just concluded theire first ever screening for color blindness....These tests were conducted bya Dr Stankface who ironically determined that he was the only customer that was in fact color blind. Dr. Stankface happily accepted the two mooon pies for participating in the test and is elegible to enter next months meatloaf cookoff/
Meanwhile on the bass forums around the world an all important question is answered..Why could some one covet such an ugly bass?
Doctors at the new Wal Mart Eye Care center in Smiths Station, Alabama Have just concluded theire first ever screening for color blindness....These tests were conducted bya Dr Stankface who ironically determined that he was the only customer that was in fact color blind. Dr. Stankface happily accepted the two mooon pies for participating in the test and is elegible to enter next months meatloaf cookoff/
Meanwhile on the bass forums around the world an all important question is answered..Why could some one covet such an ugly bass?
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adouglas
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That means..... PARTY AT STANKY'S HOUSE!!!!!
Strangeglow
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I wonder how much Jack will have to pay to get Heinz back this time?
Dr Stankface
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He may have to fight me for him.
Dr Stankface
Well-known member
Tom, Rebby is not happy about this.
She'll get over it.
....right?
She'll get over it.
....right?
MingusBASS
Well-known member
Tom, Rebby is not happy about this.
She'll get over it.
....right?
Hey, at least Heinz can't break up with you.
