I Got The Call !!!!!

[Jimmyb]

Never mind that...

Where's the guitar? Come on, it's 08.37, should be there by now.

 

[Jimmyb]

Congratulations, Smelly! I'm sure you'll love it when it arrives.

Hey, thanks everyone for your patience with this process. It must be hard seeing month-old Dargie threads with people boasting about theirs. Let's start a "Never Too Late for a Dargie Delight" thread, or call it "All The People Who Get Their Dargies Later Are Cooler".

or dorks......

I think it was a response to Beth's comment about the people getting the dargies later being cooler. I don't think any harm was meant by it.

 

[Big Poppa]

SMELLY IS GETTING SENSITIVE! WOOO HOOO I was responding to Beth's post in a humorous manner....I guess if I had kept it ot body parts or emmisions it would have been well recd!

 

[Bungo]

Am I the last person to get his dargie ?

Still waiting here as well...........

 

[Big Poppa]

dork






JUST KIDDING! I still dont have mine....IM A DORK!

 

[Bungo]

dork

JUST KIDDING! I still dont have mine....IM A DORK!

I am a dork, he's a dork we're all dorks! (Magenta? Rocky Horror Show? Kind of?)

BTW, as a matter of interest did you give JP a Dargie??

(I suppose he is a forumite...JUST!)

 

[candid_x]

Did you know that a dork is a whale's penis? With all the enlargement product hype going around, seems rather a compliment.

 

[Bungo]

Did you know that a dork is a whale's penis? With all the enlargement product hype going around, seems rather a compliment.

I was not aware of that fact, although around here if you do refer to someone as a giant dick rather than having a giant dick it's not usually taken as a compliment!

 

[fogman]

Again.
Funny.
But I'm staying out of this one!

 

[beej]

I'm staying out of this one!

What he said ...

 

[Smellybum]

Wellllllllllllll

I'm sorry do I know you people ??/

I have what I want now !!!!!


Just kidding - and sorry for the dork mis-read! - - pics are coming.....


please wait right here and some videos too!

 

[Smellybum]

As I promised -

Video 1 - (3meg) - http://www.mikewallace.co.uk/call.mpg

 

[Smellybum]

Whilst smelly is at work his dargie is delivered, a crack team of security ninjas keep guard to protect perhaps his finest ball yet.

http://www.mikewallace.co.uk/security.mpg

 

[Smellybum]

DARGIE PORN !​

it's a box.......

are we there yet?????

shaking with excitement - so camera work sucks

BEHOLD - This is the one..........

I soiled myself

and again

martini effect DD style.....

 

[Norrin Radd]

Is nice!

 

[Smellybum]

Is nice!

tHANKS i HAVE rSI ALREADY!

 

[starsky]

Congrats SB! A Dargie makes it to Scotland at last!

Looks like a real cool Luke you have there - how's the piezo?

By the way, now that you have your Dargie, it's time for you to plan your next purchase - an odd number of Balls is not the natural order of things

 

[DT1607]

Nice Pics! Now I just need to see a JP DD lol

 

[beej]

Ni-ice!

 

[Sweat]

Nice Smelly, Dargie Luke is the best, congrats on getting it and nice Ninja too