I Think I Want A New Bass

[bovinehost]

 

[adouglas]

Darned Photoshop.

 

[strummer]

Well pay the damn shing so we can ser the bass, will you?

 

[bovinehost]

Well pay the damn shing so we can ser the bass, will you?

Pre-paid it so that when it's done I'm not out of money. I tend to blow good bass money on stuff like college funds and food and stuff, so -

 

[oddjob]

Pre-paid it so that when it's done I'm not out of money. I tend to blow good bass money on stuff like college funds and food and stuff, so -

Who needs "stuff"??? We need picts.

 

[bovinehost]

When I get the bass, you guys get the photos.

Promise.

 

[jlepre]

Tease...

 

[JayDawg]

I'm happy for you Jack but am also anxious to see what you got.

 

[Big Poppa]

I may have to ask Dargie!

 

[SteveR]

I don't even play bass and I'd love a Dargie Bongo!!!

 

[bovinehost]

I may have to ask Dargie!

Yeah, my order was pretty pedestrian until I was just kind of yanking his chain, saying "Oh, and if you can do this, that would be cool, too."

He said, "We can do that for you." Real calm and cool, meanwhile I'm nearly swallowing my tongue and screaming at my laptop, 'YOU CAN?"

I tried to act cool, though, like I'm real hip and stuff.

 

[mmbassplayer]

Gloss maple neck Bongo classic?

 

[keko]

Wooow ...by brain processor is stuck!

Only what I get it is that new bass is pre-paid!

But that's a good information!

 

[MadMatt]

Hmm.. Maybe a Bongo 5 with String Mutes?

 

[adouglas]

I tried to act cool, though, like I'm real hip and stuff.

Jack, make no mistake. You're so cool they could keep a side of beef in you for a month. You're so hip you have difficulty seeing over your pelvis.

 

[fly]

can I have the stickers Jack?

 

[Big Poppa]

Maybe that is why jacks breath smells like it does??A side of beef in there for a month? Jack....this could be the most bizarre bongo ever.....heinz's cousin so to speak and its not green

 

[strummer]

Maybe that is why jacks breath smells like it does??A side of beef in there for a month? Jack....this could be the most bizarre bongo ever.....heinz's cousin so to speak and its not green

Thank you, I now have to clean my screen, the in head graphics are... disturbing...

 

[adouglas]

Hmmm… not green yet Heinz-like.

Could that mean a trans finish? But that would mean a non-basswood body, and that kind of custom is reserved for a very select audience.

Jack is good at torture, but he cannot hold a candle to BP.

 

[Big Poppa]

Actually Jack is holding the candle.....We are going to name this bass Anita